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Wednesday, April 25, 2012
22 men and 1 ball
The world hasn´t stop moving, Cher hasn´t stopped singing and still Paris Hilton matters....
the truth is I LIKE FOOTBALL
I can hear a ice-cube dropping on the floor in gay club and lots of gasping.. But honestly there is nothing wrong to watch football... I am still loyal to Madonna, still obsessing about perfect six-pack and I still scream out "Fabulous", but it doesn´t make me stop still watching the game
It is a great entertainment for 90.min..
* men chasing the ball and trying to score (like in gay club)
* nice outfits and cute haircuts
* so much drama... OMG, The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills looks like Disney cartoon next to these games
* so much dreams and hopes come true or fallin apart
* the loyal fans support
* the way men just to take each-other down to the ground - so much tricks for me in the future to use in da club
and if you watch the game in public place or with friends....
* all the testosterone in the room
* all the yelling and cursing
* all the opinions what has been said
But in the end of the game, at least I and other gays and housewives and wanna-be models(who look for rich footballer) have a moment, when the teams take their shirts OFF
and what comes today (25th April) when there is the 2nd semi-final between Bayern Munich vs Real Madrid I really hope that my dream comes true... So who is going to be shirtless by the end of the game..
Lets go over some players
TEAM - Bayern Munich
TEAM - Real Madrid
So good luck to both teams !! But remember, there can only be 1....
So until now the best Body in football ... (sry modern fashionistas Beckham and Ronaldo)
Fredrik Ljungberg
Let the game begin
the truth is I LIKE FOOTBALL
I can hear a ice-cube dropping on the floor in gay club and lots of gasping.. But honestly there is nothing wrong to watch football... I am still loyal to Madonna, still obsessing about perfect six-pack and I still scream out "Fabulous", but it doesn´t make me stop still watching the game
It is a great entertainment for 90.min..
* men chasing the ball and trying to score (like in gay club)
* nice outfits and cute haircuts
* so much drama... OMG, The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills looks like Disney cartoon next to these games
* so much dreams and hopes come true or fallin apart
* the loyal fans support
* the way men just to take each-other down to the ground - so much tricks for me in the future to use in da club
and if you watch the game in public place or with friends....
* all the testosterone in the room
* all the yelling and cursing
* all the opinions what has been said
But in the end of the game, at least I and other gays and housewives and wanna-be models(who look for rich footballer) have a moment, when the teams take their shirts OFF
and what comes today (25th April) when there is the 2nd semi-final between Bayern Munich vs Real Madrid I really hope that my dream comes true... So who is going to be shirtless by the end of the game..
Lets go over some players
TEAM - Bayern Munich
TEAM - Real Madrid
So good luck to both teams !! But remember, there can only be 1....
So until now the best Body in football ... (sry modern fashionistas Beckham and Ronaldo)
Let the game begin
Sunday, April 22, 2012
A Perfect ....Man or Mind ?? (just decide in the end after reading)
This story is inspired by true events !!!!
With deep exhale... and moment of gasping an air...we all dream (not lesbians, they have totally different way of thinking) about the perfect man.
Every day on our way to (just pick 1 – work / gym / date / drinking / or walk of shame) we look around and hope to find a perfection... And usually there is no luck...at least what comes to men (everything else we could find – nice pair of shoes, a favorite bottle of wine or a random person to have a sex) and so on.
But sometimes (just sometimes, it wont happen so fast.. its almost like miracle) when we have more luck than a whore has in casino, we meet the perfect man. At least for that moment... Cos we make it perfect in our very sickest delusion...
***The moment has arrived ! It´s time to announce who is the next.... Bla bla bla.. A dramatic moment !! (I am original enough, so I don´t need some Tyra/Heidi / Kaja/ Mihkel celebrity judge catch phrase moment here)***
.. Back to original story.The moment has arrived ....Anyway on the moment we have saw the man suddenly we know HE IS THE ONE... we have this pre-orgasmic feeling when we are about scream of pleasure and our body is on the edge:
So the man – perfect dark brown eyes, hair – he has it all where it needs to be (in here the rule – hairy=masculine, wont work so much, but just a little bit), body – not photo-shopped on this Efron-Gosling-Reynolds way and looks real enough, style – somewhere between Beckham and Pitt, car - could be better, bank account – look last answer...**
So it looks like a good catch. On that point we don´t think is he in relationship, does he have an extra luggage (read children or obsessive ex) or how mentally stable he is... In our mind he is perfect (like the same way every woman thinks/dreams they will marry with these Hollywood hunks and in reality end up with McDonalds drive-in cashier) We have created a perfect man only based by his look and his cheap Opel. And this took us only like 5.seconds... and we even haven´t talk to him, and not knowing his name..
On our way home, the sick but tempting and pleasing fantasy game continues... we know, that he is the right man (without knowing anything – OMG, so Mr.Big moment from the SATC )...
***we dream about the first date, the way he looks at me, they way he understands (and in our dreams the perfect man ALWAYS LISTENS and UNDERSTANDS )
***and then about the first sex... ( it is better than every romantic-hot sex-scene or a porno clip we have felt or seen on your on skin)...
***there is no fighting ever(maybe when its only the role -play)...
***And how we do everything together and become one big WE > we do this, we go there, we love it, we look like same and so on
***already we can see how we buy a house (straight version) or a roof-top-studio-flat (gay version) and decorating it... baby room, garage, living room and so on (straight version), gift wrapping room, leather walls and strip-pole and a dark-bondage room(gay version). All the great friends who are invited to party / orgy....
Oh, what creative mind we have :) Its bigger talent than Meryl Streep (our brain needs at least 5 Oscars and walk of fame star)
Yes, we have created a perfect man. But we actually don´t know how it really is... So we starting to chase a dream.. Every time we see the guy, we try to make a move on him, but still no answer. On these moments the obsession only grows bigger and fantasy about him as well... Not to show desperation out, in one point we just try to be cool but still to get closer......... And then it happens, when we are not ready (it means, don´t look good, a little bit drunk and just came from toilet) run into him... we look into his eyes and lose everything, not able to talk, smile or ... just feel embarrassed to look like Tara Reid after walk of shame from prison.
After moment of silence, we start to talk to perfect man........ then reality kicks in.. He is name is not so masculine, more than old-school grand-father name.. His last name... oh no, I am so keeping my own last name after wedding... Of course we have to try have sex.... and disappointment grows.. he lives with friends outside the city, the Opel is borrowed from friend. Should I continue ?
Next morning on our walk of shame from our "Perfect man´s" home(on that day everyone we know walks by and has a need to chat... why God is punishing like this) we understand, it was just a dream about perfect man... And by the time we are at home, the illusion about this dream is gone, but the itch is still there, even he wasn´t the right... The itch is all about that we have an idea how our Perfect man should look like and what we are expecting...
This itch doesn´t need a cream to calm it down. The medicine for that is – a PERFECT MAN
"A minute of perfection was worth the effort. A moment was the most you could ever expect from perfection"
Chuck Palahniuk
Every day on our way to (just pick 1 – work / gym / date / drinking / or walk of shame) we look around and hope to find a perfection... And usually there is no luck...at least what comes to men (everything else we could find – nice pair of shoes, a favorite bottle of wine or a random person to have a sex) and so on.
But sometimes (just sometimes, it wont happen so fast.. its almost like miracle) when we have more luck than a whore has in casino, we meet the perfect man. At least for that moment... Cos we make it perfect in our very sickest delusion...
***The moment has arrived ! It´s time to announce who is the next.... Bla bla bla.. A dramatic moment !! (I am original enough, so I don´t need some Tyra/Heidi / Kaja/ Mihkel celebrity judge catch phrase moment here)***
.. Back to original story.The moment has arrived ....Anyway on the moment we have saw the man suddenly we know HE IS THE ONE... we have this pre-orgasmic feeling when we are about scream of pleasure and our body is on the edge:
So the man – perfect dark brown eyes, hair – he has it all where it needs to be (in here the rule – hairy=masculine, wont work so much, but just a little bit), body – not photo-shopped on this Efron-Gosling-Reynolds way and looks real enough, style – somewhere between Beckham and Pitt, car - could be better, bank account – look last answer...**
So it looks like a good catch. On that point we don´t think is he in relationship, does he have an extra luggage (read children or obsessive ex) or how mentally stable he is... In our mind he is perfect (like the same way every woman thinks/dreams they will marry with these Hollywood hunks and in reality end up with McDonalds drive-in cashier) We have created a perfect man only based by his look and his cheap Opel. And this took us only like 5.seconds... and we even haven´t talk to him, and not knowing his name..
***we dream about the first date, the way he looks at me, they way he understands (and in our dreams the perfect man ALWAYS LISTENS and UNDERSTANDS )
***and then about the first sex... ( it is better than every romantic-hot sex-scene or a porno clip we have felt or seen on your on skin)...
***there is no fighting ever(maybe when its only the role -play)...
***And how we do everything together and become one big WE > we do this, we go there, we love it, we look like same and so on
Oh, what creative mind we have :) Its bigger talent than Meryl Streep (our brain needs at least 5 Oscars and walk of fame star)
Yes, we have created a perfect man. But we actually don´t know how it really is... So we starting to chase a dream.. Every time we see the guy, we try to make a move on him, but still no answer. On these moments the obsession only grows bigger and fantasy about him as well... Not to show desperation out, in one point we just try to be cool but still to get closer......... And then it happens, when we are not ready (it means, don´t look good, a little bit drunk and just came from toilet) run into him... we look into his eyes and lose everything, not able to talk, smile or ... just feel embarrassed to look like Tara Reid after walk of shame from prison.
After moment of silence, we start to talk to perfect man........ then reality kicks in.. He is name is not so masculine, more than old-school grand-father name.. His last name... oh no, I am so keeping my own last name after wedding... Of course we have to try have sex.... and disappointment grows.. he lives with friends outside the city, the Opel is borrowed from friend. Should I continue ?
Next morning on our walk of shame from our "Perfect man´s" home(on that day everyone we know walks by and has a need to chat... why God is punishing like this) we understand, it was just a dream about perfect man... And by the time we are at home, the illusion about this dream is gone, but the itch is still there, even he wasn´t the right... The itch is all about that we have an idea how our Perfect man should look like and what we are expecting...
This itch doesn´t need a cream to calm it down. The medicine for that is – a PERFECT MAN
"A minute of perfection was worth the effort. A moment was the most you could ever expect from perfection"
Chuck Palahniuk
Thursday, April 19, 2012
Planning
T R A V E L
P L A N N I N G.....
Somewhere I can hear Sabrina "Boys boys boys" playing... Summer is coming... OMG OMG and I am still not in my beach-lion shape... So awful !! (tears) But the good part is that I can sleep in the park if I can´t find my way back to hotel...
Summer has a meaning:
*For poor children it means over-hours in some outside cafe terrace
*For other kids its just time to get away from home and steel drink and ask elder people to buy them everything else what is illegal
*For normal people it means a trip to Egypt or Gran Canaria or where ever TUI ( its not sponosored statement) or some any other agency takes them.
* For rich people its always vacation. They have HELP in other countries to do their work and then label it...
* For tourist it means, empty pockets and stolen passports and confused times in hotel lobby or in strip-bar
* For city people it means escape from town and other way
* For gays - it means - planning + planning + planning = over-planning
Plan 1 - where to go ??? - it must be something fabulous, warm ( so we could wear shorts and tank-tops), buzzing (in the evening on the streets and in the morning in the head), beach (to check out six-packs and just other male bodies), fashion of course (where else I can show my fake Fendi and Turkish LV) and gay overload !!!
Plan 2 - what to wear ? It takes more than 4 Vogue Hommes, 3 Mumm Champagne and little bit a lot lost nerves.. Can´t repeat any outfits, belts and shoes and sexy underwear. And again Shoes !!!! .. OMG OMG, its already 3rd luggage and I even haven´t start with my beauty products... I have like stuff for hair: gel- strong, extra strong, ultra strong, wet look, dry look and then shampoo, balsam, mask... Did I say SHOES !!! Ahhh - sunglasses
Plan 3 - with who to go... I dont need drama queens around me. I have me... I dont need alcoholics, I need someone to carry me home.. I need a friend who is there for me (again in tears). And I need that all the spotlight is on me..
And there are some other plans to...I am so over planned already and tired... Ah, I am not going anywhere.... Saving money and will go out with friends for Apple Martini
Hahah.. Actually its not so dramatic... Here are my travel plans for this summer... Make a note and then you know to ignore me when I am visiting...
I TRAVEL
Gothenburg / Amsterdam / Tallinn / Helsinki / Rome / New York
P L A N N I N G.....
Somewhere I can hear Sabrina "Boys boys boys" playing... Summer is coming... OMG OMG and I am still not in my beach-lion shape... So awful !! (tears) But the good part is that I can sleep in the park if I can´t find my way back to hotel...
Summer has a meaning:
*For poor children it means over-hours in some outside cafe terrace
*For other kids its just time to get away from home and steel drink and ask elder people to buy them everything else what is illegal
*For normal people it means a trip to Egypt or Gran Canaria or where ever TUI ( its not sponosored statement) or some any other agency takes them.
* For rich people its always vacation. They have HELP in other countries to do their work and then label it...
* For tourist it means, empty pockets and stolen passports and confused times in hotel lobby or in strip-bar
* For city people it means escape from town and other way
* For gays - it means - planning + planning + planning = over-planning
Plan 1 - where to go ??? - it must be something fabulous, warm ( so we could wear shorts and tank-tops), buzzing (in the evening on the streets and in the morning in the head), beach (to check out six-packs and just other male bodies), fashion of course (where else I can show my fake Fendi and Turkish LV) and gay overload !!!
Plan 2 - what to wear ? It takes more than 4 Vogue Hommes, 3 Mumm Champagne and little bit a lot lost nerves.. Can´t repeat any outfits, belts and shoes and sexy underwear. And again Shoes !!!! .. OMG OMG, its already 3rd luggage and I even haven´t start with my beauty products... I have like stuff for hair: gel- strong, extra strong, ultra strong, wet look, dry look and then shampoo, balsam, mask... Did I say SHOES !!! Ahhh - sunglasses
Plan 3 - with who to go... I dont need drama queens around me. I have me... I dont need alcoholics, I need someone to carry me home.. I need a friend who is there for me (again in tears). And I need that all the spotlight is on me..
And there are some other plans to...I am so over planned already and tired... Ah, I am not going anywhere.... Saving money and will go out with friends for Apple Martini
Hahah.. Actually its not so dramatic... Here are my travel plans for this summer... Make a note and then you know to ignore me when I am visiting...
I TRAVEL
Gothenburg / Amsterdam / Tallinn / Helsinki / Rome / New York
Sunday, April 15, 2012
Gym
pump it up
while your feet are stomping
And the jam is pumping
look ahead the crowd is ....gyming !!! Yes, that´s right
When I was young and people thought I looked nice (ppl means a little bit older guys in on their desperate days, where I have another 5 years still), I never thought that I need go to gym or do any sports at all... All I needed was to be cute and hot in my boyish shape (but on that time, my IQ wasn´t the same number as my height now, I thought I will be like this forever....) No reason to laugh
So now I am in the gym... I know why I am there, but why the other guys are there... I know that everyone is pumping up, making this awful inspirational exercise-sounds and mixing protein shakes... But what is the ugly truth ( no comparment with the movie)
1. WORK - The modern role-models... In Hollywood you can´t get the role without a perfect six-pack... The A-list is full of yummi male actors who look photoshop perfect... And they have to sell the movie.. So body as a work item ( no sexual way )... But me, some other gays and all the girls and some cougars are running to cinemas if they know that Ryan Rey/Gosling or this Thor guy have a topless moment... So sex sells and these bodies makes us fantasies about having dream sex with these actors
2. VANITY – Beach, «sex on the beach» (coctail and activity), volley-ball and so on... OMG who doesn´t look perfect in the beach... wow, know I know why people wearing sunglasses in beach... Perfect use for staring hot guys. Do have this sort of Daniel Craig 007 moment: coming out of the sea, wet body, speedos, perfect chest and pack....
....A napkin please.... !!!
And all the eyes are on these hotties, no one wants to see plus-size hairy (wo)men. To be cool in the beach and get them all in the club.... ( and then in the morning get rid of crabs...)
3. ANGER MANAGMENT – bad boss, awful day in the office or f**king knows what else... The steam must be directed somewhere.... So ppl (read gays) do drama, so crazies burn stuff, real criminals hurt people.. And some just go to boxing training, put the boss face on boxing bag and beat the s**t out of them... And exercising is good for the body and then ppl are calmer than ever... And let the bag gets it instead of people
4. COMPETITION – like the evil queen asked the mirror who was the nicest in the world, the same way men and again women build up their bodies to be the best... Oghhhhh... What people won´t do to be the best...? Spend so much time in gym, have special diets and paint body with oil....And Zac Efron said that (yes, he still does matter - have you seen his pic when his holding on on his - just google, sort of a gay dream... why my hand is not there)...that sleeping and resting is also good for body-building... To miss out all the junk-food, alcohol and so on... This is worse than high-school or army..
Same subject vol 2. And actually also competing against younger guys in the club. When we are nice young and beautiful, it doesn´t matter how we look like (read this thin, stupid, and sexy, and recommended is shaved.... question of taste, actually ) we still get what we want, But every year later when our hair fall from our head to our ass and back, and sunglasses are for hiding wrinkles and not sleepless eyes, we dont have much more to offer that our steamy hot body... Body for sex and brain for .... ???? As long as they are smart enough leave after and can dial the taxi, it works... Yes, hot body usually provides more action... Don´t lose hopes, nerds... Everyone has different taste !
5. FUN – just to go to gym, cruise the cute guys, enjoy the locker-room ( and hope that Pornotube movie trailer comes actually true), or have a crazy fun fashionista moment or just to carry the gym bag and tell ppl that «I just came from training" and have the excuse not to meet annoying friends...
But by the end of the day, it doesn´t matter why we are in the gym... All kind of training and healthy lifestyle is good for longer and healthier life
Why I am in the gym... Like Gossip Girls says «That´s one secret, I never tell» XOXO
So PUMP IT PUMP IT...
Tuesday, April 10, 2012
Mr.Gay World 2012
I did it 2011 in Manila... I didn´t win
But I got a small title (and all world remembers that and still buzzing about it) - Mr.Gay Congeniality... Since then I have become a perfect spokes-person and role-model for all.. And after year later when noone haven´t heard about me and followed my "foot-steps" I have to make space for new role-models
MGW 2012 South-Africa Johannesburg
Delegates in BoneWear... Super brand for men...(this statement is not sponosred by BW, I really like it)
MR.GAY WORLD 2012 is
Andreas (Andy) Derleth from New Zealand
Here are all the winners:
Mr. Gay Swimwear - New Zealand (Andreas Derleth);
Sports Challenge - New Zealand (Andreas Derleth);
Best Interview Challenge - New Zealand (Andreas Derleth);
Mr. Gay Formal wear - Netherlands (Thom Goderie);
Mr. Gay Congeniality - Netherlands (Thom Goderie);
Mr. Gay People's Choice Award - Philippines (Carlito Floro Rosadino, jr)
Mr. Gay National Costume - Philippines (Carlito Floro Rosadino, jr).
Mr. Gay Photogenic - Argentina (Gonzalo Enrique Bagalor)
Mr. Gay Outreach - Czech Republic (Tomas Fryda)
Top Score in the MGW Written Exam - South Africa (Lance Weyer)
2012 Eric Butter Philanthropy Award - Coenie Kukkuk
Mr. Gay World 1st Runner Up: South Africa (Lance Weyer)
Mr. Gay World 2nd Runner Up: France (Remy Frejaville)
Mr. Gay World 3rd Runner Up: USA (Kevin Scott Power)
Mr. Gay World 4th Runner Up: Netherlands (Thom Goderie)
5th Runner Up / 6th Place: Canada (Thomas Egli)
6th Runner Up / 7th Place: Hong Kong (Jimmy Wong)
7th Runner Up / 8th Place: Australia (Benjamin Michael)
8th Runner Up / 9th Place: Philippines (Carlito Floro Rosadino Jr.)
9th Runner Up/ 10th Place: Czech Republic (Tomas Fryda)
And here is new Mr.Gay Congeniality
Thom Goderie from The Netherlands
More info you can find www.mrgayworld.org
All the pics are from Mr.Gay World Flickr page (please dont sue me)
Congratulations to all winners and I hope you will remember this forver.
I did and always will
But I got a small title (and all world remembers that and still buzzing about it) - Mr.Gay Congeniality... Since then I have become a perfect spokes-person and role-model for all.. And after year later when noone haven´t heard about me and followed my "foot-steps" I have to make space for new role-models
MGW 2012 South-Africa Johannesburg
Delegates in BoneWear... Super brand for men...(this statement is not sponosred by BW, I really like it)
MR.GAY WORLD 2012 is
Andreas (Andy) Derleth from New Zealand
Here are all the winners:
Mr. Gay Swimwear - New Zealand (Andreas Derleth);
Sports Challenge - New Zealand (Andreas Derleth);
Best Interview Challenge - New Zealand (Andreas Derleth);
Mr. Gay Formal wear - Netherlands (Thom Goderie);
Mr. Gay Congeniality - Netherlands (Thom Goderie);
Mr. Gay People's Choice Award - Philippines (Carlito Floro Rosadino, jr)
Mr. Gay National Costume - Philippines (Carlito Floro Rosadino, jr).
Mr. Gay Photogenic - Argentina (Gonzalo Enrique Bagalor)
Mr. Gay Outreach - Czech Republic (Tomas Fryda)
Top Score in the MGW Written Exam - South Africa (Lance Weyer)
2012 Eric Butter Philanthropy Award - Coenie Kukkuk
Mr. Gay World 1st Runner Up: South Africa (Lance Weyer)
Mr. Gay World 2nd Runner Up: France (Remy Frejaville)
Mr. Gay World 3rd Runner Up: USA (Kevin Scott Power)
Mr. Gay World 4th Runner Up: Netherlands (Thom Goderie)
5th Runner Up / 6th Place: Canada (Thomas Egli)
6th Runner Up / 7th Place: Hong Kong (Jimmy Wong)
7th Runner Up / 8th Place: Australia (Benjamin Michael)
8th Runner Up / 9th Place: Philippines (Carlito Floro Rosadino Jr.)
9th Runner Up/ 10th Place: Czech Republic (Tomas Fryda)
And here is new Mr.Gay Congeniality
Thom Goderie from The Netherlands
More info you can find www.mrgayworld.org
All the pics are from Mr.Gay World Flickr page (please dont sue me)
Congratulations to all winners and I hope you will remember this forver.
I did and always will
Friday, April 6, 2012
The RIGHT number
We all think we are perfect: ( not some of my friends... No matter how much they try, I still think ...No need to be rude here...)But when it comes for our personal pleasure, then we can only be happy, when we can have things or experiences in the «numbers» we like
Example 1
*Saturday night. Sitting home in internet and surfing in gay chat. Hoping that maybe there are more sad and lonely and desperate people.. After 30.min chatting about random stuff – like Lady Gaga new song, or what happened yesterday on TV shows a private window opens... Here is the chat: Me – 2Big4U and other guy – Dr.Zpermaniter
Dr.Z – hey, what´s up
2B4U – looking my pants and its up
Dr.Z – I like your attitude LOL
2B4U -:)
silence like 7.min... With that time already hoping that maybe something happens...
Dr.Z – so, what are you into
2B4U – I like men, all kind of men
Dr.Z – me too :)..... Hmmmm
2B4U - :p
Dr.Z – are you flirting ?
2B4U – I can do many things to you
Dr.Z – if its up, so lets do it.. Where you live
2B4U – I dont do blind dates... and what are you numbers ? Have a pic ?
Dr.Z – I have profile in gayromeo.. Your numbers ? Hope big numbers :P you know what I mean...
2B4U - I am 28 / 180 / 78 and it goes up like 16cm
Dr.Z – Oh I am turned on. I am 46 /176 / 94 and 12
OFFLINE !!!!!
Example 2.
*Shopping.. Oh, good clothes, nice mental treatment and great way to spend boring day....Always trying to find the right and sexy clothes as cheap as possible, or as exclusive as high-fashion brand (just to show how fashionista I am , I know brands like – D&G, Valentino, Michael Kors and so on... I even have seen ms. Kass from distance )...
On the moment we have spend a lot with VISA or some Euros we show up on the party with our new clothes... And here it goes.... If you have cheap clothing what looks perfect, we lie that we got it more expensive, so that our sexiness goes up.... In case you have bought something very expensive and after you put it on and look like failure – we lie to friends that was cheap as hell and just wanted it as a joke..... But we could never tell the right number – anyway people we laugh or gasp about it.....As long as we can´t do it Paris Hilton way, then lie is the only way....
Example 3.
Sport – Yes, gays do sport(men)..... Even when we are afraid to hold a ball ( it depens how you translate it) in front our dad, cos we don´t know how to use it, we try to do our best... Our sport is all about fitness – bodypump, spinning and so on...And there is a small competition already.. While sweating it off, always keeping a eye on others – how much weight he pushes, how many sit-ups he can do... And even we try to play cool, we start raising the weights and keep the calm face, even when it feels like there is no tomorrow...
And then in the locker-room........( I need a moment... Great moments in the past. That´s the reason why I went to gym at first place) we are checking out the competition... Perfect six-pack with our something pack... Makes us shy and not shower, just put clothes on and leave... And then this six comes obsession cos we dont have it, but we want and somebody else has it.... Damn it !!
We only go for the numbers we like. If they are out for our comfort zone, there is no deal or happiness... But sometimes we just can´t have the number what other have. We should enjoy what we have and not dream about we can´t have....
But with good work and motivation – perfect number is not far :)
And maybe our WRONG is someone´s RIGHT number
Example 1
*Saturday night. Sitting home in internet and surfing in gay chat. Hoping that maybe there are more sad and lonely and desperate people.. After 30.min chatting about random stuff – like Lady Gaga new song, or what happened yesterday on TV shows a private window opens... Here is the chat: Me – 2Big4U and other guy – Dr.Zpermaniter
Dr.Z – hey, what´s up
2B4U – looking my pants and its up
Dr.Z – I like your attitude LOL
2B4U -:)
silence like 7.min... With that time already hoping that maybe something happens...
Dr.Z – so, what are you into
2B4U – I like men, all kind of men
Dr.Z – me too :)..... Hmmmm
2B4U - :p
Dr.Z – are you flirting ?
2B4U – I can do many things to you
Dr.Z – if its up, so lets do it.. Where you live
2B4U – I dont do blind dates... and what are you numbers ? Have a pic ?
Dr.Z – I have profile in gayromeo.. Your numbers ? Hope big numbers :P you know what I mean...
2B4U - I am 28 / 180 / 78 and it goes up like 16cm
Dr.Z – Oh I am turned on. I am 46 /176 / 94 and 12
OFFLINE !!!!!
Example 2.
*Shopping.. Oh, good clothes, nice mental treatment and great way to spend boring day....Always trying to find the right and sexy clothes as cheap as possible, or as exclusive as high-fashion brand (just to show how fashionista I am , I know brands like – D&G, Valentino, Michael Kors and so on... I even have seen ms. Kass from distance )...
On the moment we have spend a lot with VISA or some Euros we show up on the party with our new clothes... And here it goes.... If you have cheap clothing what looks perfect, we lie that we got it more expensive, so that our sexiness goes up.... In case you have bought something very expensive and after you put it on and look like failure – we lie to friends that was cheap as hell and just wanted it as a joke..... But we could never tell the right number – anyway people we laugh or gasp about it.....As long as we can´t do it Paris Hilton way, then lie is the only way....
Example 3.
Sport – Yes, gays do sport(men)..... Even when we are afraid to hold a ball ( it depens how you translate it) in front our dad, cos we don´t know how to use it, we try to do our best... Our sport is all about fitness – bodypump, spinning and so on...And there is a small competition already.. While sweating it off, always keeping a eye on others – how much weight he pushes, how many sit-ups he can do... And even we try to play cool, we start raising the weights and keep the calm face, even when it feels like there is no tomorrow...
And then in the locker-room........( I need a moment... Great moments in the past. That´s the reason why I went to gym at first place) we are checking out the competition... Perfect six-pack with our something pack... Makes us shy and not shower, just put clothes on and leave... And then this six comes obsession cos we dont have it, but we want and somebody else has it.... Damn it !!
We only go for the numbers we like. If they are out for our comfort zone, there is no deal or happiness... But sometimes we just can´t have the number what other have. We should enjoy what we have and not dream about we can´t have....
But with good work and motivation – perfect number is not far :)
And maybe our WRONG is someone´s RIGHT number
Tuesday, April 3, 2012
Dear Secret Diary !!!!
OMG. I have some great news... I got today new Zac Efron sticker. So I put it on the cover on my secret dream-book "My dream Prince". Today has been amazing day. To understand that all, I start from the beginning.
***I woke up at 7.00.. I looked left and there it was - Justin Bieber´s picture on my night-desk next to Twilight book what I finished last night. Jacob and Edward - I still don´t know who I love...
*** after hearing Selena Gomez "Hit the lights" I switched the lights on in my bedroom. And on that moment all the walls started to smile back to me: Justin Bieber, Twilight boys, all the cuties from 90210... It was like the best moment of waking up.
*** So I had my healthy breakfast and then while eating already texted to my bff. I didn´t know what to wear today at school. Everyone in our class thinks that we are sisters, cos we are always together and we look almost the same.. So awesome ! After when we decided what we wear I went to Facebook and liked everything what my friends did and some updates from Gossip Girl page also got liked...
*** nothing happened in the school. It was easy day. No home-work and no stress at all..We chatted during the lunch break and checked after classes how football team hotties did warm-up.. So hot... I like one of the boys, but he doesn´t know that.. I am even afraid to add him in my Facebook. I only smiled to him last week on school disco..
*** at home I watched Gossip Girl and chatted in Facebook with girls. We are planning this great party together. And we don´t know who to invite and who not... We dont need any losers and geeks on our party. Last 10.minutes before I went to sleep I just googled Vampire Diary boys... I want them to be my Beautiful Nightmares - oh, I like this Beyonce song
Until next time :)
Sunday, April 1, 2012
Is it a joke
OMG... Is it really happening again ? Or is this just a joke, cos its this "funny" April 1st ?
I dont know what to say... But I can´t shut up as well.. So here I am again. I have so much nothing to say about our colorful world ( not being racist or rude other minority groups like The Rainbow Family or United Color of Beneton add )... Yeah, I like to repeat myself ( like in high-school - during the essey were 500 words needed, so repeat a thought with different words ) - I am back... And the reason I am back - I found out that I have already 5 readers !!! 5 !
So what to write ??? Gossip about something. What did who and who was drinking what ? I know so much good stuff, but ..... Oh, this guy is cute in Revenge ( maybe cos I am just watching it ) - another my multi-talents: watching tv, writing, and thinking and also using internet for grammar... 4 in 1
Sidekick - Khloe and Lamar and E! Entertainment.... Oh, no comments
ah, we have PerezHilton and magazine Nädal / Kroonika what broughts all TV and glam together
CO*KING ???
Everyone who knows anything about co*king write about their personal experiences. Some people like to spice up it and then the result is so orgasmic.... Some do it old-school way, just they have been thought and still enjoy it. And some people just can´t do it... How sad is this... Uuups, sorry - I forgot to add O... I was talking about COOKING.
No food blog... Food is for eating
MUSIC ???
I wont even start. While I have my inner Katy-Rihanna-Gaga-Beyonce-Mariah moment under shower I get so many calls - TO SHUT UP.
GLAMOUR ???
I AM, no need to write about it. Just look at me ( oh, this so bad Geri Halliwell song, but it was good via Krister at Tutti-Frutti)
SPORT ???
I watched football, cute players. Swimming - nice bodies. Tennis - James Gannaban is covering that. Something was more about this activity, but can´t remember - ah yes, cute and hot looking athletes for undearwear campaigns
There is nothing to write about anymore. Crying !!
thinking....
thinking....
thinking....
ah Freddy looks HOT in Calvin Klein underwear
back to thinking....
thinking....
thinking....
Ahhhhhhh....
Will keep it simple as before - its all about me in most weird and wanna-be way.
I am back (I guess)
I dont know what to say... But I can´t shut up as well.. So here I am again. I have so much nothing to say about our colorful world ( not being racist or rude other minority groups like The Rainbow Family or United Color of Beneton add )... Yeah, I like to repeat myself ( like in high-school - during the essey were 500 words needed, so repeat a thought with different words ) - I am back... And the reason I am back - I found out that I have already 5 readers !!! 5 !
So what to write ??? Gossip about something. What did who and who was drinking what ? I know so much good stuff, but ..... Oh, this guy is cute in Revenge ( maybe cos I am just watching it ) - another my multi-talents: watching tv, writing, and thinking and also using internet for grammar... 4 in 1
Sidekick - Khloe and Lamar and E! Entertainment.... Oh, no comments
ah, we have PerezHilton and magazine Nädal / Kroonika what broughts all TV and glam together
CO*KING ???
Everyone who knows anything about co*king write about their personal experiences. Some people like to spice up it and then the result is so orgasmic.... Some do it old-school way, just they have been thought and still enjoy it. And some people just can´t do it... How sad is this... Uuups, sorry - I forgot to add O... I was talking about COOKING.
No food blog... Food is for eating
MUSIC ???
I wont even start. While I have my inner Katy-Rihanna-Gaga-Beyonce-Mariah moment under shower I get so many calls - TO SHUT UP.
GLAMOUR ???
I AM, no need to write about it. Just look at me ( oh, this so bad Geri Halliwell song, but it was good via Krister at Tutti-Frutti)
I watched football, cute players. Swimming - nice bodies. Tennis - James Gannaban is covering that. Something was more about this activity, but can´t remember - ah yes, cute and hot looking athletes for undearwear campaigns
There is nothing to write about anymore. Crying !!
thinking....
thinking....
thinking....
back to thinking....
thinking....
thinking....
Ahhhhhhh....
Will keep it simple as before - its all about me in most weird and wanna-be way.
I am back (I guess)
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