Sunday Food

Sunday

I check my facebook and I see how lots of my friends ( who didn´t had a date or party last night until morning - not bitching about bad music in the club or about this ugly guy staying for the night or talking how much they drink last night )are making food...
* Some people make pies and describe exactly how good smell is in the room... Me as a baker ( I real am... even diploma to prove it ) I know how good smell is in the kitchen after many hours of baking....
* Some friends just take Stockmann take-away put it on the plate, heated up in microwave and then makes a photo and a comment "My inner Gordon Ramsey... All day cooking" and in the corner of the picture you see Stockmann deli boxes...
* and of course there are people ( who has stayed home all weekend - don´t ask me why ) who picked mushrooms on friday, been on the field for potatoes on saturday and then on Sunday have really cooked a meal.....
* And then there are pancakers and wafflers...... Every Sunday same food ( no wonder that they have skipped some summer beach seasons )... Is there something special on Sundays that all these pancakes taste better... or is there some kind of urban legend that if you eat waffles on that day you will get married asap...

I have done both on that day, but still single and world hasn´t stopped as well... Only what I had is extra calories to lose in the gym later...

So I will skip that today and cook something else... I know... I will make a soup.. It´s not my soup on that pic but I try to challenge my inner Jamie Oliver and have best result ever

Motivation pic

..... Lets hope the result is the same
Ah, I will eat it anyway

Size matters

It´s about time.....Face the reality... Are you ready ???
„OMG......it is so big !“ - this is the sentence I have never heard ( Maybe I have but what was the situation, I don´t know )

Me as Mr.Congeniality I have always believed that size doesn´t matter and carried this message from bed to bed, from shoe to dress and so on...., but more & more every day I have realized I am wrong... ( God I hate to be wrong.... Its like saying out loud that lesbians are humans too.... ) I have seen everything ( not going to name names or things ) but haven´t really realise the size issue

BEFORE:
Shoes – as a wanna-be super drag-queen I have done shows ( and these shows were good, 5 year history in my gay CV ) always had heels size 39 – 41.... There are no big shoes in Tallinn. It was never a problem...And after the show my feet screamed for help and for another drink to get a pain away

Men – in Estonia and other countries all are the same size – like 178 – 183 and there wasn´t much different... I was able to face them straight....

Clothes – everything had to be tight... I dont know what is the thing for gays and tight clothes... And if there isn´t anything under to be proud of

Home – I thought that own a big place is amazing. Gives this Queen attitude – I live in the castle and I could have many friends

Parties – it always had to be crowded and sort of social status I many people you know and do they show up to my boring over-organized gay events

NOW:
shoes - I tried heels what were my size... What a relief... It´s like sleeping on soft cloud.. mmmmmmmmmmm... I could be a drag-queen forever and go kick ass in Ru Paul´s show, just because of good shoes.

Men - In Norway I look like a child next to these vikings...Hard ( not a erotic way) to match with someone... And I thought I am in the super league, but I was wrong... and I have nowhere to grow anymore... its more like shrinking ( and also not on erotic way )

Clothes – Perfect pair of pants and my ass looks amazing... I have had some looks on the street... Nice jacket and I look like model from Versace show... underwear – no comments here, but people know what right S/M/L does if you wear it

Home – big house needs lot´s of cleaning and mess is so big... I even can´t find myself sometimes or a date I left in the kitchen.. And of course the bill of eletricity to pay... ( I am not cheap, I can pay it, but why should I spend in on something what keeps me alive instead of spending on something what makes me look nice )

Parties – its very VIP to do private parties with dearest friends and just hang out them.. I have time to talk to them all and share personal stuff like these old girls in the Sex and the City show.... / No cosmopolitan, we have apple martinis )

My new Miss( uuupps – MISTER, I dont know why this Miss always comes up ). Congeniality moto:

SIZE DOES MATTER...
p.s World Peace as well !!

Mr. (My Gayish) World

* There are so many songs about the world...... some of them are good and some of them are bad ( but if some dj mixes these bad songs they will be good, at least I hope )
* There are some people who carry the title as Mr / Mrs or god knows what title as world.... I know personally know smen who are Mr.Gay World
* There are so many TV-shows about travelling around the world and usually these are good and makes me jealous to have a oportunity do to the same thing

World, world, world ( not the cities )
But how much I have seen it myself... So lets start counting ( but lets do it very over-organized wikipedia way, with special re-marks.......... 1. Hit the gay scene, 2.Cruised in capital city, 3. Other places, 4. More than once, 5.Just the airport

And the counting starts

Latvia -1/2/3/4/5
Lithuania – 3/4
Poland – 1/2/3/4/5
Russia – 1/2/3/4
Finland – 1/2/3/4/5
Sweden – 1/2/3/4/5
Denmark – 3/4/5
Norway – 1/2/3/4/5
Germany – 1/2/3/4/5
France – 3/5
Austria – 2
Czech Republic – 3
Slovakia – 2
Hungary – 2/3
Spain – 3/5
The Netherlands – 1/2/3/4/5
Belgium – 1/2/5
The U.K – 2/4/5
Ireland – 1/2/3/5
Italy – 3/5
Morocco – 3/5
Hong-Kong – 5
The Philippines – 1/2/3/5



And of course its still growing and growing....... as long as there are movies, songs, shows about the world, the same way my list goes bigger and bigger