Confession

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Its time to confess

So, year is almost over (mmhhh, how many recent chapters almost start with the same statement – uuh, I am so talented) and lots of has happened. Some things have made me proud, for some I feel very shamed... But as Hollywood gives every time a new chance to Lindsay Lohan after another failure and rehab– just because she promises to behave next time... So I hope I will get the same opportunity...

I am not going to rehab, cos my alcohol and bad behaviour is totally under control (I could so totally be a life-coach to someone – read Justin Bieber, Tara Reid and all guests at Betty Ford clinic), but I don't wanna spend my hangover Sunday in church listen how God created man and woman to live happily forever together and drink bad wine later ... I want to start 2014 clean.. So I will confess all my sins and guilty pleasures here what have bothered me since it 1^st January 2013

I AM SORRY....

* I like Miley Cyrus behaviour
* I always break my new year resolutions during first week...
* I don´t get the hype around Jennifer Lawrence.... and even more I am happily sorry that I am not into the Hunger Games movies
* I have seduced and had sex with men who are in relationship

* I think that Perez Hilton is God of pop culture, because he knows everything about everyone and its entertaining to read

* I give new year resolutions every year

* for my love-handles, even after 4 years in the gym

* I love food so much, that I have to pull my stomach in «at spa»

* I don't know lyrics of a new Lady Gaga songs
* I fall asleep always when I am in theatre
* I am obsessed about perfect beach bodies

* my guilty pleasure is still Gossip Girl

* for my drunk behaviour

* I feel sick temptations to be part of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

* my friends drive my crazy and I drive them crazy

* I haven´t used and live up to my potential

* I love lifestyle of a star even if my time is over

* I like to check out straight men in the gym and have un-rated fantasies about them

* I have crush for my co-worker

* I will break #noalcohol2014 resolution asap

* I watch sometimes porn

* Drama, drama, drama, drama – can´t live with or without it

* my salmon-millions are wasted and not invested

* all my crazy demons in my head

* I spend to much time playing Angry Birds

* can´t live without the Revenge

* my obsession about my friends and family

* my disco is stuck in Club Angel times

* my best friend is computer and social-media

* dogs, cute puppies and doggy-style are my weaknesses

* I don't like anymore David Beckham´s body cos its has lost its magic

* I love footballers more than football

* I am the way I am

of course there are even more sins, pleasures, guilt, likes what should be written down, but I do have a life and its time to enjoy it

but I am NOT sorry for this

I AM THE WAY I AM