Thursday, December 5, 2013

Confession


This song helps you to read this chapter. 
Just push play



Its time to confess

So, year is almost over (mmhhh, how many recent chapters almost start with the same statement – uuh, I am so talented) and lots of has happened. Some things have made me proud, for some I feel very shamed... But as Hollywood gives every time a new chance to Lindsay Lohan after another failure and rehab– just because she promises to behave next time... So I hope I will get the same opportunity...

I am not going to rehab, cos my alcohol and bad behaviour is totally under control (I could so totally be a life-coach to someone – read Justin Bieber, Tara Reid and all guests at Betty Ford clinic), but I don't wanna spend my hangover Sunday in church listen how God created man and woman to live happily forever together and drink bad wine later ... I want to start 2014 clean.. So I will confess all my sins and guilty pleasures here what have bothered me since it 1st January 2013





I AM SORRY....

* I like Miley Cyrus behaviour
* I always break my new year resolutions during first week...
* I don´t get the hype around Jennifer Lawrence.... and even more I am happily sorry that I am not into the Hunger Games movies
* I have seduced and had sex with men who are in relationship
* I think that Perez Hilton is God of pop culture, because he knows everything about everyone and its entertaining to read
* I give new year resolutions every year
* for my love-handles, even after 4 years in the gym
* I love food so much, that I have to pull my stomach in «at spa»
* I don't know lyrics of a new Lady Gaga songs
* I fall asleep always when I am in theatre
* I am obsessed about perfect beach bodies
* my guilty pleasure is still Gossip Girl
* for my drunk behaviour
* I feel sick temptations to be part of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
* my friends drive my crazy and I drive them crazy
* I haven´t used and live up to my potential
* I love lifestyle of a star even if my time is over
* I like to check out straight men in the gym and have un-rated fantasies about them
* I have crush for my co-worker
* I will break #noalcohol2014 resolution asap
* I watch sometimes porn

* Drama, drama, drama, drama – can´t live with or without it
* my salmon-millions are wasted and not invested
* all my crazy demons in my head
* I spend to much time playing Angry Birds
* can´t live without the Revenge
* my obsession about my friends and family
* my disco is stuck in Club Angel times
* my best friend is computer and social-media
* dogs, cute puppies and doggy-style are my weaknesses
* I don't like anymore David Beckham´s body cos its has lost its magic
* I love footballers more than football
* I am the way I am

of course there are even more sins, pleasures, guilt, likes what should be written down, but I do have a life and its time to enjoy it



but I am NOT sorry for this
I AM THE WAY I AM

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