Scandal

Scandal is a widely publicized allegation or set of allegations that damages (or tries to damage) the reputation of an institution, individual or creed. A scandal may be based on true or false allegations or a mixture of both -  "wikipedia"

When i was 17.... (couple of centuries back) then people did everything to avoid scandals and finger-pointing. Everyone hide own secrets and were always sinless (at least in public). The bigger the scandal the bigger was the damage... But now when I am almost same age as GOD I have to say that SCANDAL is the best thing what could ever happen to famous stars :)  Don´t believe me.... Just click here Famous Sex tapes.  On that list you can find more stars than on Hollywood Boulevard. Year is over and land is covered with white snow as Paula Deen prefers to things and life to be - WHITE. So what scandals are left under the snow on 2013 ???
 

LANCE ARMSTRONG
He was our hero ( I am actually not into sport at all)... Every time I heard Enrique singing "Hero" I was thinking about him and his tight pants... All this years he lied to all... But it looks after he lost his ball and survived he decided to lose everything in his life. End result - interview with Oprah and movie !!!



L I N D S A Y    L O H A N
that´s all

No time to list everything (I am not going to write her life-story)... Result -  2 millions and reality show from Oprah ???






JUSTIN BIEBER

actually I just can´t wait when he ends up in rehab or in prison. Not all kind of behaviour is NOT accepted... But it looks like his haircut and lesbian look-a-like will charm everybody. But at least he is man enough (and not a boy anymore) and can pee by standing up... And there is actually a huge article in Internet about all the crazy stuff his has done.  Result - teenager girls are still horny and also prostitutes in South-America and his bodyguards has shoulder pain.



MILEY CYRUS

she just provokes the World... Some things are shocking but people get use to that soon. Its like anal sex - first time it hurts a lot but soon you go with a flow... And if you do it under influence of wheed... its even better... All body parts are in happy place...  Result - "I am not the Girl, not yet a woman" No more Disney but lots of great songs and amazing publicity...

SEX, CHILDREN AND CHEATING
I even wont start... There are so many names...
* Sex -  use condom and there wont be any children outside of relationship.. And if you do it, please tape it... I am so done with Playboy channel... Same clips weekly...
* Children - seriously, go back to school and learn how to avoid, unless you are gold-digger and want a famous daddy... Its like having a bank-card with penis
* Cheating - famous people, have you heard anything about paparazzies ? You are their income... More stupid you are more money they get and more fame you get.. Just keep doing it...

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And now I am very happy to announce (uuhh, wrote that word without dictionary.. must be smart now) that I am in a small sex-scandal as well.  I totally feel like other famous people - we all have gone through so so much... What is the story ???  Only I know the truth and I will never tell... Let the scandal be :) Result - I may lose my job but co-workers can´t stop talking about it


Work hard, play hard - wont work ? Do something scandalous !!!