WINNERS !!!

Wow, time goes by so fast... So sad that the Hunger Games movie don´t..
Christmas is almost here, my luggage is packed... And before I will go for my holiday I will give out 2nd Annual Wanna Be awards

AND THE WINNERS ARE:

* Most memorable vacation trip: New York

I went back... It was even better and crazier than first time (and who said that sequels never beat the original)

 

* Best celebrity moment : Natalie Cole / Aziza Miller / Tooji

All these 3 people. Why ??? Really ??? Come on, I am star wanna-be fame whore... I love celebrities... Meeting them was great and they were part of my greatest moments this year

 

 

 

* Best red carpet moment : Vapiano Birthday party

I am fabulous. Just look at me. I am on the red carpet... literally

 

 

* Best Disco / Party - X Baar (Tallinn)

Friends, cheap drinks, lots of gays - hunks, bears, muscle guys, tops and bottoms,  twinks and so on. Rarely as I am at home, I always go there... Fun 100 % every time

 

 

 * Good pillow : Chelsea Savoy Hotel (New York)

Location amazing, price very good, lots of great restaurants all around the corner. Every time I looked out from a window a gay person walked by. Big bed.. A cute guy in reception. Even tea tasted like tea.

 

 

* Best Coctail : Out Lounge (New York)

If Carrie and Samantha would be my besties we would drink cosmopolitan there every day. Cosmo tasted so so good... It was worth every dollar I spend.

* Best Disco Song - (just click on the link) Icona Pop "All Night"

All wrong is turned into good. This song has been most captivating (i actually used dictionary to type the word)

 

 

* Great Obsession - The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

I just love these ladies... One wrong word and it kicks off... Attitude, fierce, drama. And they have actually real Chanel bags and Manolo shoes...  Oh, am I to crazy if I secretly dream about it to be part of it.

* Norway moment - Beyoncé concert 

I wasn´t a big fan. But now I still don't know Single Ladies choreography. But I try always to dance in front of the mirror. Her concert was mind-blowing (that´s another kind of blowing I like). I have no words to describe the concert. Just AMAZING... After party with great friends later... A night to remember.

* Celebrity Crush : Nick Wechsler

He is more topless in Revenge than any other, his six-pack should have a own story-line there... Cute eyes... Not very over muscled and over-rated

 

 

 

MOMENT OF THE YEAR

Robbie Williams concert in Tallinn

dvd is out soon - believe me, you wanna buy it

 

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This was my year. 

Last weeks of 2013 I will be on my holiday. 

See you next year !!!

Confession

This song helps you to read this chapter. 

Just push play

Its time to confess

So, year is almost over (mmhhh, how many recent chapters almost start with the same statement – uuh, I am so talented) and lots of has happened. Some things have made me proud, for some I feel very shamed... But as Hollywood gives every time a new chance to Lindsay Lohan after another failure and rehab– just because she promises to behave next time... So I hope I will get the same opportunity...

I am not going to rehab, cos my alcohol and bad behaviour is totally under control (I could so totally be a life-coach to someone – read Justin Bieber, Tara Reid and all guests at Betty Ford clinic), but I don't wanna spend my hangover Sunday in church listen how God created man and woman to live happily forever together and drink bad wine later ... I want to start 2014 clean.. So I will confess all my sins and guilty pleasures here what have bothered me since it 1^st January 2013

I AM SORRY....

* I like Miley Cyrus behaviour
* I always break my new year resolutions during first week...
* I don´t get the hype around Jennifer Lawrence.... and even more I am happily sorry that I am not into the Hunger Games movies
* I have seduced and had sex with men who are in relationship

* I think that Perez Hilton is God of pop culture, because he knows everything about everyone and its entertaining to read

* I give new year resolutions every year

* for my love-handles, even after 4 years in the gym

* I love food so much, that I have to pull my stomach in «at spa»

* I don't know lyrics of a new Lady Gaga songs
* I fall asleep always when I am in theatre
* I am obsessed about perfect beach bodies

* my guilty pleasure is still Gossip Girl

* for my drunk behaviour

* I feel sick temptations to be part of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

* my friends drive my crazy and I drive them crazy

* I haven´t used and live up to my potential

* I love lifestyle of a star even if my time is over

* I like to check out straight men in the gym and have un-rated fantasies about them

* I have crush for my co-worker

* I will break #noalcohol2014 resolution asap

* I watch sometimes porn

* Drama, drama, drama, drama – can´t live with or without it

* my salmon-millions are wasted and not invested

* all my crazy demons in my head

* I spend to much time playing Angry Birds

* can´t live without the Revenge

* my obsession about my friends and family

* my disco is stuck in Club Angel times

* my best friend is computer and social-media

* dogs, cute puppies and doggy-style are my weaknesses

* I don't like anymore David Beckham´s body cos its has lost its magic

* I love footballers more than football

* I am the way I am

of course there are even more sins, pleasures, guilt, likes what should be written down, but I do have a life and its time to enjoy it

but I am NOT sorry for this

I AM THE WAY I AM

Scandal

Scandal is a widely publicized allegation or set of allegations that damages (or tries to damage) the reputation of an institution, individual or creed. A scandal may be based on true or false allegations or a mixture of both -  "wikipedia"

When i was 17.... (couple of centuries back) then people did everything to avoid scandals and finger-pointing. Everyone hide own secrets and were always sinless (at least in public). The bigger the scandal the bigger was the damage... But now when I am almost same age as GOD I have to say that SCANDAL is the best thing what could ever happen to famous stars :)  Don´t believe me.... Just click here Famous Sex tapes.  On that list you can find more stars than on Hollywood Boulevard. Year is over and land is covered with white snow as Paula Deen prefers to things and life to be - WHITE. So what scandals are left under the snow on 2013 ???
 

LANCE ARMSTRONG
He was our hero ( I am actually not into sport at all)... Every time I heard Enrique singing "Hero" I was thinking about him and his tight pants... All this years he lied to all... But it looks after he lost his ball and survived he decided to lose everything in his life. End result - interview with Oprah and movie !!!



L I N D S A Y    L O H A N
that´s all

No time to list everything (I am not going to write her life-story)... Result -  2 millions and reality show from Oprah ???






JUSTIN BIEBER

actually I just can´t wait when he ends up in rehab or in prison. Not all kind of behaviour is NOT accepted... But it looks like his haircut and lesbian look-a-like will charm everybody. But at least he is man enough (and not a boy anymore) and can pee by standing up... And there is actually a huge article in Internet about all the crazy stuff his has done.  Result - teenager girls are still horny and also prostitutes in South-America and his bodyguards has shoulder pain.



MILEY CYRUS

she just provokes the World... Some things are shocking but people get use to that soon. Its like anal sex - first time it hurts a lot but soon you go with a flow... And if you do it under influence of wheed... its even better... All body parts are in happy place...  Result - "I am not the Girl, not yet a woman" No more Disney but lots of great songs and amazing publicity...

SEX, CHILDREN AND CHEATING
I even wont start... There are so many names...
* Sex -  use condom and there wont be any children outside of relationship.. And if you do it, please tape it... I am so done with Playboy channel... Same clips weekly...
* Children - seriously, go back to school and learn how to avoid, unless you are gold-digger and want a famous daddy... Its like having a bank-card with penis
* Cheating - famous people, have you heard anything about paparazzies ? You are their income... More stupid you are more money they get and more fame you get.. Just keep doing it...

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And now I am very happy to announce (uuhh, wrote that word without dictionary.. must be smart now) that I am in a small sex-scandal as well.  I totally feel like other famous people - we all have gone through so so much... What is the story ???  Only I know the truth and I will never tell... Let the scandal be :) Result - I may lose my job but co-workers can´t stop talking about it


Work hard, play hard - wont work ? Do something scandalous !!!

and the nominees are....

Wow... Year is almost over again. It was just like yesterday when K-Patz were an item and Kim was still happily married. But reality is  - Kim is going to be married again and K-Patz is replaced by Hunger Games...  Its still November and huge landmark of reality tv - Real Housewives of Beverly Hills return, but also its time to go back in time and see what happend in my world in 2013...

So here it is again (word "again" - I can never say that about my dates)

Wanna-Be Life Awards 2013 nominees

* Most memorable vacation trip

1. New York

2. Croatia - Zadar, Split, Makarska

3. London

* Best celebrity moment

1. Natalie Cole

2. Aziza Miller

3. Tooji

* Best red carpet moment

1. Vapiano Birthday party

2. ERKI fashion show

* Best Disco / Party

1. X-Bar through the year (Tallinn)

2. Beyoncé after-party (Oslo)

3. Aziza Miller concert (New York)

* Good pillow

1. Chelsea Savoy Hotel (New York)

2. Rica Travel Hotel (Oslo)

3. Hotel Osejava (Makarska)

* Best Coctail

1. Out Lounge (New York)

2. Butterfly Lounge (Tallinn)

3. Rupert Street Bar (London)

* Best Disco Song

1. Bruno Mars "Treasure"

2. Icona Pop "All Night"

3. John Newman "Love me again"

* Great Obsession

1. Maxi Duran

2. The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

3. E-Bay shopping

* Norway moment

1. Beyoncé concert

2. My Birthday party

* Celebrity Crush

1. Mauricio Umansky

2. Zac Efron

3. Nick Wechsler

2013 is still running and a lot can happen.. But the highlights about year 2013 will revealed in December.

Casting

I think this is my chance (finally)... Everyone has already heard that Charlie Hunman isn´t interested playing fucked up Christian Grey and stepped back from the movie... And now is casting back on....  Even I am not very big fan of this "desperate mid-life-crisis woman´s sexual fantasy book" but just being in the movie would be just great... And just to spank a good-looking Dakota Johnson (I even dont know who she is)... To show how invested I am into that project - I tied up myself in front of camera and tried to portrait 50 ways of Grey... (I think he had chest-hair in the book and had more hair on his head) But I didn´t put so much effort into book cos Hustler TV showed better and dirtier version of this sex fantasy...

                               AM I THE NEW CHRISTIAN GREY ??? 

But its not a first time when I tried to cast for movie or a tv-show. Obsession about fame has just got over me since ther first time I stepped into spotlight in kinder-garden at some stupid children show. My mom teached me never to give up... So last 25 years I have done EVERYTHING on my way to fame and success...  Uuuhhh, it kills to write the honest truth about reality... So I will just stop and show my casting pics...

My casting history...

ZORRO

was my first cable-tv hero... Ahh, its a lie. Just a sweaty mexican man with a moustache looked like great guy to dream... He always knew how to handle his tools... eyes were covered with black silk... Best side-kick ever - horse - the animal never stole any spotlight from the hero... They didn´t want me - my english accent was to good- they looked for a man who´s english was very bad

  

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Everyone knows that I am againt animal cruelty and abuse... So after I saw first movie of "Free Willy" I decided that I wanna help that little fishy and get him free from the swimming pool where he was trapped... So I send my under water pic for "Free Willy 2" movie...  But they didn´t want me... producer thought that I look more like a starfish than a whale...

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Desperate Housewives

Remember, when these ladies kicked in to our tv life... Cooking and house-keeping came more popular than any Britney song and cocaine... Wisteria Lane was amazing place to live (except more than 30 murders and death in the block) And every person who lived there was CRAZY... sounded like a perfect role to me..  Drinking martinis, bitching about neighbours, fighting with frenemies, have a life-lesson by the end of episode and just a keep an eye to all boys who were cast (after 5th season) as sons in the families ( Shawn Pyfrom, Beau Mirchoff and Max and Charlie Carver )... So after several years of eating apples and drinking Chablis like Bree, I still didn´t get the role - reason - I was too bitchy, cos acting bitchy and being bitch isn´t the same thing... ahhh, stupid !!!!

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MAGIC MIKE

Naked men, great bodies  - is there more reason to need to know  why I went Magic Mike casting... Ohh, there is - its a true story about Channing Tatum´s life... (I hope I wrote his name right without google it first)... Never got the part but I as consolation prize I got a membership for the gym ??

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REALITY TV

So after several attemps to become actor, singer, dancer, famous and so on failed... All I had to do (actually was my last hope) - reality TV....  Geordie Shore was the best place to go... Jersey Shore was way too complicated and less sex... But these British kids are crazy and they like todrink, party and drama more -  CHECK ME IN !!!!!   Never made it there, I missed the bust to airport cos I was way to drunk....

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So my past has been cloudy... I hope being Christian grey helps me out... And if not, then I try and try until I will become a Lifetime movie - "A true Wanna-be Story"

 

follow me

**People, forget Oprah**

we have hashtags now !!!

 

  Bigger, better and easier to follow !!!

Social Media - we all love it or hate it... Its really like addiction for some people...  I have to admit that I am one of them...  Its my guilty pleasure (like Charlie Sheen has drugs, Kim Kardashian has being "famous" or Kanye being God )

I am all over the place #what comes to social media... In my head I am bigger than #Miley Cyrus (but my tongue is in my mouth and my dance moves are proper for Sunday church)... Even I have almost 15000 hits on my blog I want more. But how ??

* food pics - its like McDonalds - just looks good in commercials and pics. In real life even dont taste good.
* being naked - have you seen me lately... Covered #like moslim woman in beach and also in bed.. we have models with great bodies for that
* selfie - I have been trying to get in to model buisness since 2000... No, So I am ugly... Sunglasses always saves a day..
* fashion - if you want to see HM clothes go to their website - click her

Ahh, I better do it all together in my social media.... So just make an effort and #watch my life. Believe me, its more colorful than Elton John´s Christmas tree

But as #Oprah, I also have my own favorites... I cant give them as gifts but you are more than welcome to follow / like / hashtag them

#Carmen Kass - she is amazing. She travels, she models, she enjoys life... There isn´t a place in the world, what she haven´t seen. Her pictures in instagram are amazing. I would add some pics but find her all over the social media yourself....  From #tbt from fashion weeks until #estonia home pics... I never miss the pic... And i do push like button.

#Maxi Duran (maxi_schon) - that is his instagram account. #please #follow #him.  He is the happiest gay person in the world. His pictures are full of joy, smile and good-looking men. And his #body - #OMGAMAZINGFABULOUSGREAT. And for extra delicious - he is 99% topless. I am waiting for his social media updates more than I am waiting for Christmas... He is ambassador of happiness !

#Kyle Richards - The one and only. I think she is most interesting housewife at all. (And I am not following her just for to keep an eye on his sexy husband ).. Look her up in twitter and instagram. Just #amazing... Damn, this lady knows how to keep things interesting. I could google all the words what describe successful woman and add her name ... 
Official shoutout - The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills starts 4th November (more info - Chablis and Birkin bag)

#Landon Conrad.. Shocking ??? No No No.. Yes, he is one the greatest porn-star but this is not the reason (blushing from the lie). His #obsession about Madonna and his dogs is so cute. His morning selfies with puppies, breakfast pics with protein shakes with donuts, selfie from his body in front the mirror and every move what #Madonna does is in twitter.. You dont have to like him for what he does, but I enjoy what he loves

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I know what my next move is, but still  it would  be #actually great if you respond to me and tell me what makes you to follow / like / and so on me. Or should I also start tumblr / pintrest or what else is there

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Fashion Rewind

Today is Thursday.... I promised to myself (I think I was sober when I did it) to write once a week something to my blog. And now here I am - facing the screen and my head is empty :(   Hands are stuck on my tea cup and nothing.... I feel like I should stop writing... I looking back what I have wrote and OMG, its a lots of amazingly good crap...

But one thing started to bother me. Accidentally ( translate I was busy doing something else) I have skipped Men Summer 2014 Fashion Week...  But better late than never... So it looks like I can fill my weekly promise even easier than expected.... But please forgive me and my laziness... This time I will skip the comments and just put pics out... And I truly hope that after seeing the photos you will understand whatkind of summer its going to be...

So from London to Milan.. Paris too... Here is my view on fashion (actually just judging cute guys in clothes)

WHERE I SHOULD GO LIKE THIS ?

I THINK THE T-SHIRT IS TOO SMALL FOR HIM

I EVEN DONT KNOW WHY I UPLOADED THAT PIC ( I think I was horny or smtg)

JUST SEE MY FIRST COMMENT..... MAN IN PINK ??

THIS IS A TEST FOR A PEOPLE WHO ARE COLORBLIND 

I NEED A DONUT AND THESE SHORTS

LIKE LIKE LIKE LIKE (very orginal)

ALL THE GUYS SHOULD LOOK LIKE THIS IN THE GYM

DO YOU ALSO THINK  HE PULLED HIS STOMACH IN ?

TOXIC ??? SINCE WHEN ????

THERE IS NOT EVEN SO MUCH SKIN ON MY PENIS THAN ON THIS OUTFIT

I HEAR WEDDING BELLS (just in my dreams)

IF I CANT HAVE A MAN ON TOP OF ME AT LEAST I CAN HAVE HIS FACE ON MY CHEST. NEED THIS OUTFIT

UUPPSSS, ABSOLUTELY NO COMMENTS... BUT I LIKE IT

I WANT THIS JACKET

A MAN WIT A TIARA... WHAT A GREAT ROLE MODEL

EVEN LADY GAGA LOOKS NEXT TO THIS UNDER DRESSED

TOTALLY ADORE THIS OUTFIT

FEEEEELLLING BLUEEEEEEE

AND LOOK AT THE SHOE












oohh, that was easy. Men saved my blog tonight... I even didn´t to talk about celebrities or my own mistakes...