Less is More is Less.

OMG, who said that ? I think it came from fashionista when she saw some great show where models were nude but fashion statement was said by that... Some „non-fur save animals“ show with Pamela A and Stella Mc.

But after talking to my friend wikipedia i found that.......
"Less is more", a phrase from the 1855 poem Andrea del Sarto (the faultless painter) by Robert Browning
The phrase as adopted by the architect Ludwig Mies van der Rohe as a precept for minimalist design



But is it still true ??
MAKE - UP
Part 1........ God I love beautiful people.. All the queens who wear amazing performance make-up. They look fierce, and here I think that with less make-up they can´t hide their masculine side. So MORE is better

Part 2........ Girls... Yes, these creatures who God made from Adam´s perfect six-pack so that straight guys could have fun and gays would have their divas, wear colors on their faces, so they could have free drinks int he bar.... Sometimes I can take the napkin (where I can find someone´s called John phone number and hotel / room number) and whip off the Native American paintings from face and they still have CoverGirl products on their face.... So LESS is better



RELATIONSHIP
Part 1........ there are these people who love each-other forever and only do it the most boring way – not at all. They fell in love in high-school and have never ever slept with someone else or shared love. In their life has been only one true love... And they don´t feel even tempted to look around... Maybe it´s good and works for someone... Here is LESS better (sort of)

Part 2........ Orgy....... People, no comments here.. More is better... If you need a comment, go to adult section in video store and get your answers from there... Or ask my friend wikipedia... It knows as well
Part 3... if woman has lots of sex partners - she is a w***e and here LESS is more
Part 4.... if man has a lots of sex partners – he is a hero – and here MORE is better



FASHION
part 1....Summer. Cute guys on the beach wearing swimwear, looking great (not all of them) but LESS is more... Just google any celebrity in the beach (men of course: Ryan-both of them, multi-dad David, some more) Look Simon N on this CK swimwear ad on the pic

part 2..... Winter. I can´t imagine walking around with swimwear.. I would love to have my fake Fendi fur coat and my Turkey UGG boots... And I have heard from some fashion blogger that layers are back... It means actually - that it takes another extra 10.min undress my date, so it makes for-play longer... Love it... MORE is better

part 3.... Models. LESS is more according to magazines, all the ads, catwalks and so on... Its rare if you see a XS size girl on stage or in the editorials... Mostly everything is size (-2)....... But thanks to some smart people in the world (and not my true friend wikipedia) models start to eat and there are some normal size girls also now.... Thanks God, at least I dont look so fat next to them :)



MONEY
Part 1.....as typical gold-digger from East-Europe ( at least how most of West thinks about people from former CCCP countries ) MORE is better... Freedom to own things and people (like Big-O does- everyone in her audience loves her cos all the presents she gives out) Money gives you more possibilties to do stuff
Part 2..... there are people who live without money... Like mother T... She just helped and asked other to support her activities.. So actually she was rich diva but she gave all away. Sharing is caring... More you care, more happier you are... So MORE is better

HOLLYWOOD
Part 1 / 2 .... Bad movies get sequels and good tv shows get cancelled... Its all about the taste, but still I think that its not a fair game like in sports they love to say... There only the best can win !!!!
I miss Will & Grace show, what ended after 8 seasons....

In the end, we can´t say that less is more. Sometime its Vice Versa.. So don´t follow this golden rule.. Go with the instinct (not Sharon stone way with the ice-knife) and I promise you, you will look amazing and you feel great !!!

Awards

And the award goes to / and the winner is.......

There is always smarter people than me and I am not denying it... As far as I know, wikipedia is one of them... yes, it´s a person, cos it knows all the answers to my questions....***An award is something given to a person or a group of people to recognize excellence in a certain field; a certificate of excellence***

I watched Emmy last night and it made me think ( as hard as it is to do ). It is a great feeling a winning the award. There is so many categories where people can win awards... And sometimes people even can see it how people make their way to theses awards – mostly sports related...

Thanks to TV we have all kind of shows where you can win. Old days ( when I was still young and men still found me attractive while I was dancing in Nightman ) there were throphys (and they were golden, heavy and shiny) for the winners, but these days (when people think that Lindsay can act and global warming is a issue) there are no more these shiny stuff....

Examples
1) for winning a Idol show – fine, you get some money but then you have to make an album... More work to do, after several months competing with singers ( who sometimes barely can sing but get to next round cos they are cute – thanks to 13 – 16 teenager female voters ) and when its over, the hard work starts... They just put so much effort to win , hoping it will be over, but no....work starts after...

2) Top Chef or anykind of cooking show – a man with a knife yells at you, that you are bad and food tastes like S**t (maybe I have underage readers, so language check), makes them cry or cut their fingers off... In the end if you win and stay alive, you become a chef in restaraunt... Who says that this eating-hall will last forever or these regular people who are use to eat McDonalds and some other food, what is killing them, like your extremely over-priced food what you can´t even name


Ok, these are good shows and some of the victims of these show are enjoying their life now... Maybe the good life is award ???

Why not just like work all year for the show and then get nominated ( what is a honor as well as Kathy Griffin loves to say with other losers )... But if the luck is on your side, then even get on the stage and be shocked / surprised to hold a golden thingy in your hands and thank emotionally all your family and producers and team until a music starts to play...

Every person is worth a award. We are all good in something, just sometimes we dont get mentinoned or people just don´t see that... I think lots of gays would love to give the biggest award to their mom for EVERYTHING what they have done... And the same way children get from their parents „You are the best kid „ awards every day.... And of course there are always little bit smaller and even bigger awards (even my home there are some smaller awards from my wanna-be past) and they are not shiny but the TITLE itself is amazing....

The beauty pageants....
Mr./ Ms and so on.. I have took part in some and have been even a littlbe bit successful.... Yep, I have come home with titles from Mr.Gay Europe and mr.Gay World
I haven´t won any of these awards, but I have special awards ( not like Arnold Oksmaa who became 2nd runner-up with other 23 countries in somekind of sing festival )... My awards are only for me

Oh, I love awards and award-shows...
And sometimes the biggest award is a complimet from a friend or a co-worker... So, if you see people doing good, give them award what they are worth..... !

Mission.....

MISSION IMPOSSIBLE

Oh know, there wont be any reviews about Tom Cruise´s movies...I liked them all and waiting for the fourth part.... as long as he is not topless (dude, you are old, and same way looks your body).... And also I am not gonna think how James Bond / 007 (is this number the size of ....), or any Marvel comics / movie hero saves the world and sort of ugly looking girl-friend...

Its bigger mission......... Finding love – its totally IMPOSSIBLE mission for me.... My love-life doesn´t end so fast like 1h45 min Hollywood romatic movies with perfect male six-pack and anorexic female lead with fresh well made just woke-up make-up and funny supporting cast.... And I haven´t put so much pressure finding the Mr. Right.... I love life and I think this is great relationship....
***„side thought“ - mmmmmmmhhhhhh.. Mr.Right can always walk away... why these desperate people doesn´t wanna look for Mr.Forever.....ah yeah, its mission impossible

Back on track...
lots of people have missions in their life.. Some really wanna save the world by chaining themselves on trees and railways. But they always end up in prison and still chained (keeping this thought for the night later :)...
Some people wanna world become a better place – so that we can all love each-other and war is between drag-queens on stage... I support this idea. And me as Mister (finally got it right – Mr.) Congeniality – I support World Peace.
Some people have mission to be better than other, no matter what... Usually competition related people. They would do anything to win – sex, sabotage and so on... The first activite involves also wanna-bes who just want to be somebody

Big people have big missions – to lose weight... I know that McDonalds is good and all the chips as well. But if you end after several years in Dr.Phil show cos you have mental issues people picking on you or if you end up in Dr.Oz cos you are almost dying and extreme over-weight... people start to relaize but this is not a life... And thanks to these fame-doctors people find their way back to size M.... But remember, we are the kings (in my case - queens) of our bodies and as long as we are happy its up to us what we do...In this case there are no Right and Wrongs... its all about being happy.... Even Tyra supports plus-size people and all fashion industry at least trying as well and we all should do that... its all about INSIDE BEAUTY


And there is people who mission is just to be happy and enjoy life... Love these people... Everyday is full of positive thoughts and sun is shining forever... And they never lose hope and glass (I hope its a coctail glass) is always half full (I dont get it, why only half...)

What is my mission ? I just wanna ............. (do you really think I will write it down here) and I am working on it

My support goes to all who have missions in their life and it doesn´t matter are they impossible or not... As long as you dont lose faith and believe in happy endings... And remember its possible to do this impossinble things :)

Sunday Food

Sunday

I check my facebook and I see how lots of my friends ( who didn´t had a date or party last night until morning - not bitching about bad music in the club or about this ugly guy staying for the night or talking how much they drink last night )are making food...
* Some people make pies and describe exactly how good smell is in the room... Me as a baker ( I real am... even diploma to prove it ) I know how good smell is in the kitchen after many hours of baking....
* Some friends just take Stockmann take-away put it on the plate, heated up in microwave and then makes a photo and a comment "My inner Gordon Ramsey... All day cooking" and in the corner of the picture you see Stockmann deli boxes...
* and of course there are people ( who has stayed home all weekend - don´t ask me why ) who picked mushrooms on friday, been on the field for potatoes on saturday and then on Sunday have really cooked a meal.....
* And then there are pancakers and wafflers...... Every Sunday same food ( no wonder that they have skipped some summer beach seasons )... Is there something special on Sundays that all these pancakes taste better... or is there some kind of urban legend that if you eat waffles on that day you will get married asap...

I have done both on that day, but still single and world hasn´t stopped as well... Only what I had is extra calories to lose in the gym later...

So I will skip that today and cook something else... I know... I will make a soup.. It´s not my soup on that pic but I try to challenge my inner Jamie Oliver and have best result ever

Motivation pic

..... Lets hope the result is the same
Ah, I will eat it anyway

Size matters

It´s about time.....Face the reality... Are you ready ???
„OMG......it is so big !“ - this is the sentence I have never heard ( Maybe I have but what was the situation, I don´t know )

Me as Mr.Congeniality I have always believed that size doesn´t matter and carried this message from bed to bed, from shoe to dress and so on...., but more & more every day I have realized I am wrong... ( God I hate to be wrong.... Its like saying out loud that lesbians are humans too.... ) I have seen everything ( not going to name names or things ) but haven´t really realise the size issue

BEFORE:
Shoes – as a wanna-be super drag-queen I have done shows ( and these shows were good, 5 year history in my gay CV ) always had heels size 39 – 41.... There are no big shoes in Tallinn. It was never a problem...And after the show my feet screamed for help and for another drink to get a pain away

Men – in Estonia and other countries all are the same size – like 178 – 183 and there wasn´t much different... I was able to face them straight....

Clothes – everything had to be tight... I dont know what is the thing for gays and tight clothes... And if there isn´t anything under to be proud of

Home – I thought that own a big place is amazing. Gives this Queen attitude – I live in the castle and I could have many friends

Parties – it always had to be crowded and sort of social status I many people you know and do they show up to my boring over-organized gay events

NOW:
shoes - I tried heels what were my size... What a relief... It´s like sleeping on soft cloud.. mmmmmmmmmmm... I could be a drag-queen forever and go kick ass in Ru Paul´s show, just because of good shoes.

Men - In Norway I look like a child next to these vikings...Hard ( not a erotic way) to match with someone... And I thought I am in the super league, but I was wrong... and I have nowhere to grow anymore... its more like shrinking ( and also not on erotic way )

Clothes – Perfect pair of pants and my ass looks amazing... I have had some looks on the street... Nice jacket and I look like model from Versace show... underwear – no comments here, but people know what right S/M/L does if you wear it

Home – big house needs lot´s of cleaning and mess is so big... I even can´t find myself sometimes or a date I left in the kitchen.. And of course the bill of eletricity to pay... ( I am not cheap, I can pay it, but why should I spend in on something what keeps me alive instead of spending on something what makes me look nice )

Parties – its very VIP to do private parties with dearest friends and just hang out them.. I have time to talk to them all and share personal stuff like these old girls in the Sex and the City show.... / No cosmopolitan, we have apple martinis )

My new Miss( uuupps – MISTER, I dont know why this Miss always comes up ). Congeniality moto:

SIZE DOES MATTER...
p.s World Peace as well !!

Mr. (My Gayish) World

* There are so many songs about the world...... some of them are good and some of them are bad ( but if some dj mixes these bad songs they will be good, at least I hope )
* There are some people who carry the title as Mr / Mrs or god knows what title as world.... I know personally know smen who are Mr.Gay World
* There are so many TV-shows about travelling around the world and usually these are good and makes me jealous to have a oportunity do to the same thing

World, world, world ( not the cities )
But how much I have seen it myself... So lets start counting ( but lets do it very over-organized wikipedia way, with special re-marks.......... 1. Hit the gay scene, 2.Cruised in capital city, 3. Other places, 4. More than once, 5.Just the airport

And the counting starts

Latvia -1/2/3/4/5
Lithuania – 3/4
Poland – 1/2/3/4/5
Russia – 1/2/3/4
Finland – 1/2/3/4/5
Sweden – 1/2/3/4/5
Denmark – 3/4/5
Norway – 1/2/3/4/5
Germany – 1/2/3/4/5
France – 3/5
Austria – 2
Czech Republic – 3
Slovakia – 2
Hungary – 2/3
Spain – 3/5
The Netherlands – 1/2/3/4/5
Belgium – 1/2/5
The U.K – 2/4/5
Ireland – 1/2/3/5
Italy – 3/5
Morocco – 3/5
Hong-Kong – 5
The Philippines – 1/2/3/5



And of course its still growing and growing....... as long as there are movies, songs, shows about the world, the same way my list goes bigger and bigger