my summer sand in hourglass

I want to say that I was on rehab (it looks like trendy again... actually has always been, at least in Hollywood)  and cut out from my virtual wanna-be world, but NO.  Since my last blog moment when I prayed towards Beyonce has happened so much...

But if I have to put all the stories and adventures into words then  Hemingway will look like a comic writer... and as you all know I don't like so much attention.... If they would make a movie about my summer then it will be something between "Wedding Crushers/Landon Conrad porn/Sex and the City" but it wont be so boring as The Twilight....  Only men who can actually write about my life for tv show are Alan Ball and this Glee genius.... ( so, its enough big names and titles to catch at least 100 hits during next week, so back to my summer)

Quicky

My summer

 (sounds like writing a essay in 7th grade)

* свадьба - I was late to the party, didn't knew anyone and were matched with Russian Lady... Party was mixed with military Russian guys and sexy ladies... I was only Eestonian... Thanks for the vodka.. It was fun.... I ran away from the wedding with piece of cake

* jordan fox - i have small obsession about porn stars... (I don't need help from dr.Phil), it very healthy.... He was ..... (lets say) performing and then he signed my ass (not the way you all think) ... Even have a pic with him  - somewhere in someone' s phone... So now I have met Landon, Jordan... and got a small peek on Adam Killian in NYC....

* new york - yes, I did it again. Visited the Big Apple. This time it was more relaxed than last time... As you all know from your first sex - always more nervous and excited... Second time its easier. So, the same happened with my trip.... I really could review every corner in NYC (and maybe will do later) but in small recap like this is just names and labels and my personal vanity - celebrity moments: Sherry Vine, Natalie Cole, Aziza and more.... / shopping - paper bags and labels - Michael Kors, Ralph Lauren, DKNY - like a true new yorker / sight-seeing - Empire State Building, Central Park, NBC studios and of course the night life...  GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY !!!

As much as I love coctails like SATC girls I had to make sure that my first drink in NYC will be cosmopolitan and it was. This is official shout-out (my personal opinion):

THE OUT NYC LOUNGE BAR 

SERVES THE BEST COSMOPOLITAN  !!!!!

* parties / social life - Oslo, Tallinn, Gol, Amsterdam, New York - this summer has just been great. So much quality time with friends and new friends also adding up in my Facebook account. All the laughs what I had, drunk jokes and pointless dramas... late night wines to morning junk food... Oh, good times... 

* robbie williams - he is a LEGEND !!! Best concert ever...  Very beautiful, emotional, pure rock and 100% entertaining... Can\t wait when the official dvd is out... So, dear readers... If his tour dvd is coming out - BUY IT... You will see what really happened in Tallinn.

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it looks like nothing happened, just some events and that' s it... Believe me, it has been great summer. If you don't trust me- 

just follow me in twitter - @kullake

check my instagram - herrmadis

be my friend in Facebook - you know my name :)

ITS ALL THERE 

social media has it all... And some people even has given "likes" and "comments"

And it looks like 2013 will end with great power... As long as my liver can handle me ( I hope Lindsay Lohan can tell the same), my credit card wont be cut into pieces - I will continue to enjoy my fabulous star wannabe life and of course share it with the world.....

 

Beyoncè experience

Please don't start bitching with me...
I know that it has been long time since my last post... Just 2 months...
Do you wanna know what real depression is - guess how long it has been since my last sex..... ?? Crying already (cos I can´t remember it)

But I do have a life... Sun is out, boys are topless and colours are in the sky... So, there is no reason to sit inside behind the laptop watch porn and cry about everything.

I went to Beyonce concert in Oslo

Here is a short recap about the show

Preparty vol 1.
Bottle of good red wine and glass white wine ( bottle was opened week before) - no hangover

Preparty vol 2.
Bestie arrived to Oslo
13.00 first round with Cuba Libre - 13.30 everyone had a buzz
15.00 - 16.30 high-school way drinking to get better and bigger buzz for Queen B
17.00 - 19.00 we actually stand in the line
19.00 - 19.30 very bad warm up by Lido Lido.
 and here are my thoughts while I was waiting for Beyoncé to sing.... ( I was in grindr chatting with the guy and I actually send this message to him )

** I am more pushed back and forward than in gay club dark room
** These teenager girls are like cast of Angry Birds. They go through human wall to get closer to the stage
** I even haven´t  heard so much yelling in my bedroom
** Hope its a school day and they all have to leave around 22.00
** Some cute guys as well but their haircuts hide their faces
** Pepsi Max commercial and we having a cola
** Its so tight ... like my last date. So hard to get closer to happy place
** Girls dancing against me like I am a stripper pole
** Waiting for Rihanna to start
** I am so bored waiting for the performance... typing is better than cash next to my bed in the morning

CONCERT WAS AMAZING. BEYONCÈ IS THE BEST !!!!!!

I can´t put the emotions into words... From newest hits to classical Crazy in Love... Just AMAZING. I even have some Beyoncé glitter at home.. Touched by it and it was golden... And what happened during the Single Ladies..... WOWWWWWWW !!!!

afterparty

in Ett Glass with friends and we met talented and über funny sexy gay Tooji (if you don't know who he is, then shame shame )

next morning

recap of everything with glass of wine and sandwiches

This is quality time with friends !!!!

Straight gay

Its all about men: gay , straight, handsome, rich, famous, model and so on... Its all about men. And the best creme cherry-desert would be if this man/men is/are gay. Oh.... I can feel the calories what I could never lose... But as tempting as good cake can look from outside, it may have a bitter taste - so has happen to my favorite gay men... (Ok, I have been there too, as any other gay - blaming that every straight is gay and wanted them after several Apple Martinis....) Are you more confused than lesbian on Beyoncé concert VIP (read GAY) zone...?

I mean men who I have obsessed since TV came to my life and replaced real love with fiction...  here are my list of favorite straight men who have played gay... As far as I know that they are straight... In Hollywood is everyone is just confused or bi-sexual

Erik McCormack as Will Truman
This show was epic. My favorite show still. Always makes me smile still. Great story, amazing side-kicks... Erik as Will was super... I am speechless.. Just everything was perfect there... Great body, good looking, hair in the right places, a little bit muscles, sarcastic and ironic... Uhhh... I want my real Will.
And it would be much much better even to have 3some with Will and his boyfriend Vince D´Angelo


Bobby Cannavale as Vince D´Angelo
A hot Italian cop who is into fashion. All the equipment he had to use when he was with Will... Obsessed about hair... And the smoothing voice....

Eric Stonestreet as Cameron Tucker
The Queen has arrived... Love of Cher, musicals, glam, glitter.. Snappy, drama queen, obsession about pop culture. How straight you have to be to play so gay character. The gayest thing ever on TV... Even Elton John´s  Oscar viewing party can´t beat that
Cameron quotes
*  "When I get home I'm gonna scrub this place like it's a crime scene, which it is because you murdered joy"
* "After the earthquake, it might be nice to be around similarly dressed people"

Jake Gyllenaal and Heath Ledger
They both loved big things (horses and mountains)... Cowboys, wild nature, passionate feelings, secret and unanswered love, confused relationship... Sounds like my story... Even, I am not very big fan of the movie, but the way how this love-story was played by these two men -  just epic.. Gained my faith in love back


Adam Pally as Max Blum
LEGEND !!!
Please watch Happy Endings.... The coolest man what happened to gay people

ok, I know its not fair but
Ed Wectwick as Chuck Bass (just for few seconds).. You want proof ? Watch this :

Chuck Bass gay kiss

Talking about legends... No one went to gay disco before they were done with another episode of "Queer as folk"

Gale Harold as Brian Kinney

Come on, who doesn´t remember the season 1 episode 1 sex-scene... And all the action he had and then all the love he had in the end Everyone wanted to be him or been f****d by him... After every episode there was so much to talk behind cosmopolitan drinks... And the comparing who was who in real life...(Ok, haircut was only minus)

Of course we could add here singing boys from Glee or killers and rapers from Oz.. And from the big screen very memorable Philadelphia and Tom Hanks, or very funny Robin Williams in "La cage aux folles" (I was able to write this in English, but it sounded more gay in french). TV and movie history is full of gay characters... honestly and I even don't care about the sexuality behind the scene...

Gays rule !!!!

 and we are here to stay