Confession

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Its time to confess

So, year is almost over (mmhhh, how many recent chapters almost start with the same statement – uuh, I am so talented) and lots of has happened. Some things have made me proud, for some I feel very shamed... But as Hollywood gives every time a new chance to Lindsay Lohan after another failure and rehab– just because she promises to behave next time... So I hope I will get the same opportunity...

I am not going to rehab, cos my alcohol and bad behaviour is totally under control (I could so totally be a life-coach to someone – read Justin Bieber, Tara Reid and all guests at Betty Ford clinic), but I don't wanna spend my hangover Sunday in church listen how God created man and woman to live happily forever together and drink bad wine later ... I want to start 2014 clean.. So I will confess all my sins and guilty pleasures here what have bothered me since it 1^st January 2013

I AM SORRY....

* I like Miley Cyrus behaviour
* I always break my new year resolutions during first week...
* I don´t get the hype around Jennifer Lawrence.... and even more I am happily sorry that I am not into the Hunger Games movies
* I have seduced and had sex with men who are in relationship

* I think that Perez Hilton is God of pop culture, because he knows everything about everyone and its entertaining to read

* I give new year resolutions every year

* for my love-handles, even after 4 years in the gym

* I love food so much, that I have to pull my stomach in «at spa»

* I don't know lyrics of a new Lady Gaga songs
* I fall asleep always when I am in theatre
* I am obsessed about perfect beach bodies

* my guilty pleasure is still Gossip Girl

* for my drunk behaviour

* I feel sick temptations to be part of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

* my friends drive my crazy and I drive them crazy

* I haven´t used and live up to my potential

* I love lifestyle of a star even if my time is over

* I like to check out straight men in the gym and have un-rated fantasies about them

* I have crush for my co-worker

* I will break #noalcohol2014 resolution asap

* I watch sometimes porn

* Drama, drama, drama, drama – can´t live with or without it

* my salmon-millions are wasted and not invested

* all my crazy demons in my head

* I spend to much time playing Angry Birds

* can´t live without the Revenge

* my obsession about my friends and family

* my disco is stuck in Club Angel times

* my best friend is computer and social-media

* dogs, cute puppies and doggy-style are my weaknesses

* I don't like anymore David Beckham´s body cos its has lost its magic

* I love footballers more than football

* I am the way I am

of course there are even more sins, pleasures, guilt, likes what should be written down, but I do have a life and its time to enjoy it

but I am NOT sorry for this

I AM THE WAY I AM

Scandal

Scandal is a widely publicized allegation or set of allegations that damages (or tries to damage) the reputation of an institution, individual or creed. A scandal may be based on true or false allegations or a mixture of both -  "wikipedia"

When i was 17.... (couple of centuries back) then people did everything to avoid scandals and finger-pointing. Everyone hide own secrets and were always sinless (at least in public). The bigger the scandal the bigger was the damage... But now when I am almost same age as GOD I have to say that SCANDAL is the best thing what could ever happen to famous stars :)  Don´t believe me.... Just click here Famous Sex tapes.  On that list you can find more stars than on Hollywood Boulevard. Year is over and land is covered with white snow as Paula Deen prefers to things and life to be - WHITE. So what scandals are left under the snow on 2013 ???
 

LANCE ARMSTRONG
He was our hero ( I am actually not into sport at all)... Every time I heard Enrique singing "Hero" I was thinking about him and his tight pants... All this years he lied to all... But it looks after he lost his ball and survived he decided to lose everything in his life. End result - interview with Oprah and movie !!!



L I N D S A Y    L O H A N
that´s all

No time to list everything (I am not going to write her life-story)... Result -  2 millions and reality show from Oprah ???






JUSTIN BIEBER

actually I just can´t wait when he ends up in rehab or in prison. Not all kind of behaviour is NOT accepted... But it looks like his haircut and lesbian look-a-like will charm everybody. But at least he is man enough (and not a boy anymore) and can pee by standing up... And there is actually a huge article in Internet about all the crazy stuff his has done.  Result - teenager girls are still horny and also prostitutes in South-America and his bodyguards has shoulder pain.



MILEY CYRUS

she just provokes the World... Some things are shocking but people get use to that soon. Its like anal sex - first time it hurts a lot but soon you go with a flow... And if you do it under influence of wheed... its even better... All body parts are in happy place...  Result - "I am not the Girl, not yet a woman" No more Disney but lots of great songs and amazing publicity...

SEX, CHILDREN AND CHEATING
I even wont start... There are so many names...
* Sex -  use condom and there wont be any children outside of relationship.. And if you do it, please tape it... I am so done with Playboy channel... Same clips weekly...
* Children - seriously, go back to school and learn how to avoid, unless you are gold-digger and want a famous daddy... Its like having a bank-card with penis
* Cheating - famous people, have you heard anything about paparazzies ? You are their income... More stupid you are more money they get and more fame you get.. Just keep doing it...

 * * * * * * * * * *

And now I am very happy to announce (uuhh, wrote that word without dictionary.. must be smart now) that I am in a small sex-scandal as well.  I totally feel like other famous people - we all have gone through so so much... What is the story ???  Only I know the truth and I will never tell... Let the scandal be :) Result - I may lose my job but co-workers can´t stop talking about it


Work hard, play hard - wont work ? Do something scandalous !!!

and the nominees are....

Wow... Year is almost over again. It was just like yesterday when K-Patz were an item and Kim was still happily married. But reality is  - Kim is going to be married again and K-Patz is replaced by Hunger Games...  Its still November and huge landmark of reality tv - Real Housewives of Beverly Hills return, but also its time to go back in time and see what happend in my world in 2013...

So here it is again (word "again" - I can never say that about my dates)

Wanna-Be Life Awards 2013 nominees

* Most memorable vacation trip

1. New York

2. Croatia - Zadar, Split, Makarska

3. London

* Best celebrity moment

1. Natalie Cole

2. Aziza Miller

3. Tooji

* Best red carpet moment

1. Vapiano Birthday party

2. ERKI fashion show

* Best Disco / Party

1. X-Bar through the year (Tallinn)

2. Beyoncé after-party (Oslo)

3. Aziza Miller concert (New York)

* Good pillow

1. Chelsea Savoy Hotel (New York)

2. Rica Travel Hotel (Oslo)

3. Hotel Osejava (Makarska)

* Best Coctail

1. Out Lounge (New York)

2. Butterfly Lounge (Tallinn)

3. Rupert Street Bar (London)

* Best Disco Song

1. Bruno Mars "Treasure"

2. Icona Pop "All Night"

3. John Newman "Love me again"

* Great Obsession

1. Maxi Duran

2. The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

3. E-Bay shopping

* Norway moment

1. Beyoncé concert

2. My Birthday party

* Celebrity Crush

1. Mauricio Umansky

2. Zac Efron

3. Nick Wechsler

2013 is still running and a lot can happen.. But the highlights about year 2013 will revealed in December.