Saturday, April 13, 2013

Straight gay

Its all about men: gay , straight, handsome, rich, famous, model and so on... Its all about men. And the best creme cherry-desert would be if this man/men is/are gay. Oh.... I can feel the calories what I could never lose... But as tempting as good cake can look from outside, it may have a bitter taste - so has happen to my favorite gay men... (Ok, I have been there too, as any other gay - blaming that every straight is gay and wanted them after several Apple Martinis....) Are you more confused than lesbian on Beyoncé concert VIP (read GAY) zone...?

I mean men who I have obsessed since TV came to my life and replaced real love with fiction...  here are my list of favorite straight men who have played gay... As far as I know that they are straight... In Hollywood is everyone is just confused or bi-sexual


Erik McCormack as Will Truman
This show was epic. My favorite show still. Always makes me smile still. Great story, amazing side-kicks... Erik as Will was super... I am speechless.. Just everything was perfect there... Great body, good looking, hair in the right places, a little bit muscles, sarcastic and ironic... Uhhh... I want my real Will.
And it would be much much better even to have 3some with Will and his boyfriend Vince D´Angelo


Bobby Cannavale as Vince D´Angelo
A hot Italian cop who is into fashion. All the equipment he had to use when he was with Will... Obsessed about hair... And the smoothing voice....


Eric Stonestreet as Cameron Tucker
The Queen has arrived... Love of Cher, musicals, glam, glitter.. Snappy, drama queen, obsession about pop culture. How straight you have to be to play so gay character. The gayest thing ever on TV... Even Elton John´s  Oscar viewing party can´t beat that
Cameron quotes
"When I get home I'm gonna scrub this place like it's a crime scene, which it is because you murdered joy"
* "After the earthquake, it might be nice to be around similarly dressed people"


Jake Gyllenaal and Heath Ledger
They both loved big things (horses and mountains)... Cowboys, wild nature, passionate feelings, secret and unanswered love, confused relationship... Sounds like my story... Even, I am not very big fan of the movie, but the way how this love-story was played by these two men -  just epic.. Gained my faith in love back


Adam Pally as Max Blum
LEGEND !!!
Please watch Happy Endings.... The coolest man what happened to gay people

ok, I know its not fair but
Ed Wectwick as Chuck Bass (just for few seconds).. You want proof ? Watch this :




Talking about legends... No one went to gay disco before they were done with another episode of "Queer as folk"
Gale Harold as Brian Kinney
Come on, who doesn´t remember the season 1 episode 1 sex-scene... And all the action he had and then all the love he had in the end Everyone wanted to be him or been f****d by him... After every episode there was so much to talk behind cosmopolitan drinks... And the comparing who was who in real life...(Ok, haircut was only minus)






Of course we could add here singing boys from Glee or killers and rapers from Oz.. And from the big screen very memorable Philadelphia and Tom Hanks, or very funny Robin Williams in "La cage aux folles" (I was able to write this in English, but it sounded more gay in french). TV and movie history is full of gay characters... honestly and I even don't care about the sexuality behind the scene...

Gays rule !!!!
 and we are here to stay








Friday, April 12, 2013

Ball Factor

 It started 2012 spring....
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It was suppose to be only 1 time
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Its 2013
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its still going on
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the obsession is growing every time



I LOVE FOOTBALL


90.minutes of sweating on my IKEA sofa, drinking beer or Coca Cola - (not sponsored statement) and on bad days (it means good and heated game) 2 packs Pringles (again not sponsored statement)... I have gained calories, lost hair, being angry, jumping on sofa like Tom Cruise but still I love it.. 

2013 Champions League is almost over... Now it semifinals to play and then the Grande Finale... 

 But who will win ???

In my life there are no losers and usually after 90.min behaving like a straight guy I get my trophy from the game... After match the t-shirts came off... Even it lasts few seconds, it worth it....

So here are the semi-finalists
 (A real football fan knows the teams and logos...)

* Borussia Dortmund
* Real Madrid
* Bayern Munich
* FC Barcelona

So its up to you decide, who team should win based by their "Talent" 


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and they all love BALL :)

Wednesday, April 3, 2013

Bitter Love

I already know that people will call me "Bitter Queen" or "Desperate of Love" or something like that... But I still will write about it....  I think its called LOVE

 I have no luck in love..... But is random guy in dark room or nameless date in hotel room - love..? Then I am drowning in love... As sad as it is, but Cupido´s arrow don't go through me. I have tried... But I am not the only one who has felt a bad side of love.... 

So what love does.... becomes a Bitter love
The facts and rumors are based by Queen of Gossip and some other tabloids and of course Joan River´s and Kathy Griffin´s opinion... You wont hear anything new, its just twisted my version of a bitter love

Love is like war: easy to begin but hard to end

Taylor Swift - I will do it shortly (but her relationships are even shorter, so on the moment you done with this chapter, she already has a new bf)... Cute, lovely, blond and "talented"... Every time she dates someone, it will end up in her song... The worse is the relationship the bigger hit is the song.. So is she using men for her success or she really can´t be alone... My personal opinion - take a time off and enjoy life with friends and without men

Brooke Logan - a character in "Bold and Beautiful".... It started 1987 and she is still single... 25 years of bad luck...

Rihanna - talented, actually like her songs and even can dance during it... But in love there should be spanking not beating. This is terrible.. There is no excuse for violence...  And to say "we all do mistakes" doesn´t give you right treat love badly.. My personal opinion -  do your research before you start dating... That's the reason we have dating, so we can find out all the bad stuff...

Kim Kardashian - in the name of love (read FAME), she is ready to do everything... Actually I will do the same... But she got stock with ugly divorce and public humiliation... Even they were married (not going to mention his name, cos I am team KIM) 72 days, they are not officially divorced and according to papers they still "married".. so its not so short Hollywood marriage at all. My personal opinion -  love and reality show don't match...

John Mayer - just a bitter love for every lady in Hollywood... My personal opinion -  there are more talented singers with bigger fame do date... Google his past and make up your decision



Now, when I have cried, watched Moulin Rouge and ate 2 pizzas and drank 2L of Coca Cola (not even diet or light version) I can stand up and start looking again.... So grindr, manhunt, planetromeo... log in log in....