Thursday, February 7, 2013

Truth about gays and dogs

After watching several hours of Lucas Entertainment and Falcon Studios pornmovies and then 7.minutes of Dog Whisperer I understood that dogs are like gays :)

they both:
  • like lick balls (their own or someone elses)
  • like to be chained and leather belts
  • like to cruise/play in the park
  • prefer to do it doggy style
  • like to just hump everything and everywhere
  • are usually well trained
  • are loyal to their master





And also there are also sort of same kind of types as well

Puppy Love

* a´la dog
A cute puppy with his cuter puppy breath. All you wanna do is just to hold it and hug it. On the moment you see the puppy, you fall in love and want it right away.  You can play with the dog, teach him new tricks and just be passionate all over him.... This feeling lasts until puppy grows up and loses his magic...
* a´la gay
A new cute boy in club ( usually they all look like Justin Bieber or One Direction boys...) Sort of a fresh meat... They are cute and stupid and do everything for a little tention. And then everyone wants that young guy... And this feeling lasts until the boy grows up or will have first pubic-hair


Fashionsita

* a´la dog
A dog or a puppy who shits in Louis Vuitton or has a name like Dolce or Gucci. Most of the their time they spend some rich man´s lap and licking water from vodka-shot glass... And its not a usual water, its a Evian. They dont walk around, just always being carried in bag. They bite and snap but it feels like nothing...Otherwise people see them like pointless accessory.
* a´la gay
A classical wanna-be, who wanted to be a model when he was 18 / who wanted be a fashion designer on age 20 / who was fucked by the fashion designer or photographer in darkroom when he was 17... So if you have that kind of influence in your young adult life, is there something else to think..  Fashionista sits usually in trendy place wearing a LV scarf and Lacoste sweater and Calvin Klein jeans and underwear. The usually snappy and have a strong opinion about everything... And by end of the day they are just sales-assistants in HM


Groomed

a´la dog & a´la gay
it´s all about the way they are groomed. 
No matter what how stupid they look. 
Sometimes even way too much



Sport

* a´la dog
dog who looks amazing. Usually a dobermann or track dog. They run around all the time, legs look like perfect muscle. Full of energy and damn attractive. Eating special dog food, under trainers tention - to be more faster on running-field...
* a´la gay
a sexy man with a perfect six-pack. All what they have is gym and protein. But its so damn good to look at them... Just want to have piece of him.


Breedless

* a´la dog
a dog who runs around and enjoys life
* a´la gay
a simple man who lives his life they way he likes it








I love dogs.
I am dog-person (every way)
And I have a dog
This is my dog
her name is Kullake...
Love her

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