Recap of dreams
* Boys - lose their virginity to hot girl or a teacher
* Girls - be touched by Justin Bieber or gang-banged by One Direction
* Men - big boobs inside a nice car
* Women - a nice man with a big account and house (no past luggage from former relationships)
* Married Men - other women and 1 hour in garage with friends and new trend is fantasy NFL "thing"
* Married Women - just look back in time and regret the bad choice they did with the man they married
* Gays - sex, being a model/dancer/singer/designer/actor or hangout with Lady Gaga
* Lesbians - flannel blouse would have comeback in fashion
But do you wanna hear my wanna-be dream. Its not big, sort of a day dream. And also based by actual events from the past.
My dream ( I am allow to dream, you can´t stop me)
Scene
New York City
I wake up in my hotel room after a perfect 3some with my favorite porn stars Adam Killian and Landon Conrad (uuppss, I forgot, it may get dirty or even violent in some points.. So if you read this in the public place, make sure there are no small things /children/ running around). I put my clothes on and leave the room. In the hallway I run into Lindsay Lohan who is knocking to every door so she could have a free place to stay and don´t have to pay for own room cos she has lost (read - Charlie Sheen entertainment way) her money... I feel sorry and give her my room key... And then I am heading to breakfast... In the lobby I hear screaming and see drama. Naomi Campbell is throwing phones towards the hotel staff cos she only had a shampoo in her room and no balsam... I leave this drama for the security and leave to have a croissant.. Before I enter the restaurant I see Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher sneaking out (they just found out that cougar Demi Moore is also in the hotel)
After breakfast I tweet with Kim Kardashian about fame and Jessica Simpson so we could plan their baby showers. We have almost worked out everything until Kim tweets that if mom Kris Jenner can´t make money from it then she is not coming and Jessica´s dad wants to come with his new toy...But Kim & Jessie (this is the way I call my besties) don't want any drama on this party.. They think that drama should stay on Real Housewives show. So I ask them to come up with a new plan cos I already booked Angelica Jolie´s children to work on event.
So, its already almost lunch time. I wait for Amanda Bynes to pick me up... Suddenly I hear this loud bang and I see how she has ended up in the fountain with the car.. Bad, it means I have to walk to my lunch to hotel Astoria with Victoria Beckham and Zac Posen so we could schedule our fashion week program and. We having a bottle of bubbly. Victoria has one tic-tac for lunch and we are done.
Back in hotel after shopping in Prada, Gucci and H&M I start fixing myself for a disco in Boom Boom room. Its a event dedicated to Anna Wintour who promised to smile in public first time. So everyone will be there... Before I leave, i go to Charlie Sheen´s room and help him to tape his breakdown and put it out in Facebook, blow some cocaine together after
Boom Boom is crowded.. But I am drunk.. Already I see paparazzi taking pics "from" me.. I am just jumping behind every celeb pic what they make... Until I been kicked out with Kris Humphries (Kelly Osbourne is behind that event and she doesn´t like him). So, I am drunk, my Prada shoes are dirty and H&M jeans broken I head back home
Next morning I wake up and I see my ugly mugshot in PerezHilton.com
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Wow, this a real wanna-be dream
just dream and dream big... Dreams may come true
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