I love a good fight. Best matches are going down in Real Housewives franchise in Bravo TV. Words are real, pain is real, pleasure is enjoyable. But as every TV show, it usually has a happy ending or leaves some questions in the air... I always like a happy ending: in fairy-tales, movies and in my bedroom.
In my life, where drama is pointless but juicy, where people don't hit each-other just snap til someone flips the drink to someone´s face, there is always a winner and 2nd place... (I like to say, its not about winning, its about taking part). So here it is, my first Star War with one and only.
All the facts (as tabloids name it) are from my friend wikipedia or other media releases.
Me vs. Kim Kardashian
STATUS
Reality Show Celebrity aka Star Wannabe Reality Show Celebrity aka Socialite
DESPERATE FOR
need for more fame need for more fame
MEDIA
needs a scandal to be in media Media writes about her scandals
SEX - APPEAL
a wet "dream" only in gay sauna A wet dream in lots of straight saunas
(includes blindness and alcohol) (includes single horny men)
NO TALENT
1.Singing - no comments 1. Singing - had a bad single
2.Relationships - no comments 2. Kris Humphries & and other men
MEN
all kind of men according to public jokes
black, white, rich, sexy, smart black men only
RISE OF PHOENIX
18.Nov. 1980 21.Oct 1980
NET WORTH
according to my bank according to celebrity-net-worth 4000€ 40 million $
WIKIPEDIA
no personal info, just very personal info
about success in the world about every mistake
PORN
have seen couple of movies has done "accidentally"
THE DREAM
Biggest star in the world Biggest star in the world
SO, are we really so different ? Its up to you to decide who wins this battle.
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