Share

I am so happy to share my thoughts with you. I even hope that it will change your world. But do we have to share everything ??? The person who came up with this sentence was a little crazy I think... So lets go through this is step by step... (and we even don't have to go back in time to look for answers)

So what to share and what not ?

 

LOVE
How many people want to share this... ??
EVERYONE !!! (I even don´t need to use google or wikipedia for that answer) On the moment people find this you can feel it and see it EVERYWHERE... If you don´t know what I mean, then go to cinema or dvd rent and take any Katherine Heigl movie... You will understand.....sadly..
But actually as long as they don't make love (translate = having sex..can´t use bad language for the real meaning what I planned to write) in public (includes home made bad porn - Kim,Paris...) or make bad successful pop-songs about (Taylor Swift) ..I support sharing love

Children
Do I even have to answer that (I dont hate them, but....) ? Its enough that they are ALL selfish and cry, scream, yell until they get what THEY want, without thinking what parents, other family members or just random people think or say or want from life...
And they are EVERYWHERE - running in restaurants, taking seats in public buses, walking on the street, facebook, porn-pages, Victoria Secret basement factory.. I hope that there will be a one place in the world what is child-free
One pic is cute in facebook or in between your credit-card and playboy membership-card in your wallet. Believe me, no one in the nightclub wants to see a picture of a child´s face what is covered with mom´s lipstick or whipped cream
** Pick your moments when you share your children in public -  where its proper and where not.
(expect mrs. Jenner - its her income)

 

Bad Behaviour
we all do mentally unstable stuff. We all get crazy sometimes (not includes Amanda Bynes since 2012, cos I mean sometimes not 24-7)... It is so hilarious to see and read about what is going on with people.. (this chapter DOESN`T support violence ) I mean funny bad behaviour (like Britney and Kevin´s marriage, Real Housewives drama, drunk pics in Facebook, a real stupidity what has no excuse). It should be public... But there is a thin line (thin as cocaine strip at Charlie Sheen´s mirror table), what is funny and what is actually sad and bad... But like Robbie Williams sings "Let me entertain you" ....so this stuff does when I see it


Sex
if its not done by professionals - then NO NO NO

 
Charity
Accidents sadly happens, people are always need for help, animals need saving.  Even the most cold-heart person (some people say its Anna Wintour) has a a tiniest part in soul what doesn´t let turn head in other direction. Here sharing is caring and helping someone else is the greatest thing what you can ever do. Support a good cause !!!

 
Justin Bieber looks like a girl/lesbian pics
Its so last season.  No need for jokes like this.

 

Facebook
Every person is titled to own his personal opinion.....
Sometimes sharing makes my smile if I see something funny. Time to time it makes me angry if there is another Share and Win game (I have actually won 2, but still). Cute animal pics - just don´t get it... But if a friend puts out a personal pet pics, then I love.. Fat cats and weird dogs are part of my every day routine in FB. I love good quotes and I hate angry bitter message or statements...  I love updates from friends and dislike a random people and strangers adding me as a friend... and so on
  

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summary

Sharing is caring. The question is -  how you will see it ???

Dream

DREAM BIG - they all say that... And every Wednesday and Saturday I hear people thinking out loud, if I only can win millions, or in food market the ladies dream (when they notice their husbands) how Gerard Butler f**cks them in the forest on camping trip... Oh those nasty dreams..

Recap of dreams
* Boys - lose their virginity to hot girl or a teacher
* Girls - be touched by Justin Bieber or gang-banged by One Direction
* Men - big boobs inside a nice car
* Women - a nice man with a big account and house (no past luggage from former relationships)
* Married Men - other women and 1 hour in garage with friends and new trend is fantasy NFL "thing"
* Married Women - just look back in time and regret the bad choice they did with the man they married
* Gays - sex, being a model/dancer/singer/designer/actor or hangout with Lady Gaga
* Lesbians -  flannel blouse would have comeback in fashion

But do you wanna hear my wanna-be dream. Its not big, sort of a day dream. And also based by actual events from the past.

My dream ( I am allow to dream, you can´t stop me)

Scene 
New York City
I wake up in my hotel room after a perfect 3some with my favorite porn stars Adam Killian and Landon Conrad (uuppss, I forgot, it may get dirty or even violent in some points.. So if you read this in the public place, make sure there are no small things /children/ running around).  I put my clothes on and leave the room. In the hallway I run into Lindsay Lohan who is knocking to every door so she could have a free place to stay and don´t have to pay for own room cos she has lost (read - Charlie Sheen entertainment way) her money... I feel sorry and give her my room key...   And then I am heading to breakfast... In the lobby I hear screaming and see drama. Naomi Campbell is throwing phones towards the hotel staff cos she only had a shampoo in her room and no balsam... I leave this drama for the security and leave to have a croissant.. Before I enter the restaurant I see Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher sneaking out (they just found out that cougar Demi Moore is also in the hotel)

After breakfast I tweet with Kim Kardashian about fame and Jessica Simpson so we could plan their baby showers. We have almost worked out everything until Kim tweets that if mom Kris Jenner can´t make money from it then she is not coming and Jessica´s dad wants to come with his new toy...But Kim & Jessie (this is the way I call my besties) don't want any drama on this party.. They think that drama should stay on Real Housewives show. So I ask them to come up with a new plan cos I already booked Angelica Jolie´s children to work on event.

So, its already almost lunch time. I wait for Amanda Bynes to pick me up... Suddenly I hear this loud bang and I see how she has ended up in the fountain with the car.. Bad, it means I have to walk to my lunch to hotel Astoria with Victoria Beckham and Zac Posen so we could schedule our fashion week program and. We having a bottle of bubbly. Victoria has one tic-tac for lunch and we are done.

After lunch I walk in Central Park where I notice that people confuse Johnny Depp for homeless person (have you seen her shoes and style sometimes) and give them money... I pass him, smile and tell him to go back to Vanessa Paradise who is still waiting him in "joe le taxi"...

Back in hotel after shopping in Prada, Gucci and H&M I start fixing myself for a disco in Boom Boom room. Its a event dedicated to Anna Wintour who promised to smile in public first time. So everyone will be there...  Before I leave, i go to Charlie Sheen´s room and help him to tape his breakdown and put it out in Facebook, blow some cocaine together after

Boom Boom is crowded.. But I am drunk.. Already I see paparazzi taking pics "from" me.. I am just jumping behind every celeb pic what they make... Until I been kicked out with Kris Humphries (Kelly Osbourne is behind that event and she doesn´t like him). So, I am drunk, my Prada shoes are dirty and H&M jeans broken I head back home

Next morning I wake up and I see my ugly mugshot in PerezHilton.com

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Wow, this a real wanna-be dream

just dream and dream big... Dreams may come true

Truth about gays and dogs

After watching several hours of Lucas Entertainment and Falcon Studios pornmovies and then 7.minutes of Dog Whisperer I understood that dogs are like gays :)

they both:

• like lick balls (their own or someone elses)
• like to be chained and leather belts
• like to cruise/play in the park
• prefer to do it doggy style
• like to just hump everything and everywhere
• are usually well trained
• are loyal to their master

And also there are also sort of same kind of types as well

Puppy Love

* a´la dog
A cute puppy with his cuter puppy breath. All you wanna do is just to hold it and hug it. On the moment you see the puppy, you fall in love and want it right away.  You can play with the dog, teach him new tricks and just be passionate all over him.... This feeling lasts until puppy grows up and loses his magic...
* a´la gay
A new cute boy in club ( usually they all look like Justin Bieber or One Direction boys...) Sort of a fresh meat... They are cute and stupid and do everything for a little tention. And then everyone wants that young guy... And this feeling lasts until the boy grows up or will have first pubic-hair

Fashionsita

* a´la dog

A dog or a puppy who shits in Louis Vuitton or has a name like Dolce or Gucci. Most of the their time they spend some rich man´s lap and licking water from vodka-shot glass... And its not a usual water, its a Evian. They dont walk around, just always being carried in bag. They bite and snap but it feels like nothing...Otherwise people see them like pointless accessory.

* a´la gay

A classical wanna-be, who wanted to be a model when he was 18 / who wanted be a fashion designer on age 20 / who was fucked by the fashion designer or photographer in darkroom when he was 17... So if you have that kind of influence in your young adult life, is there something else to think..  Fashionista sits usually in trendy place wearing a LV scarf and Lacoste sweater and Calvin Klein jeans and underwear. The usually snappy and have a strong opinion about everything... And by end of the day they are just sales-assistants in HM

Groomed

a´la dog & a´la gay

it´s all about the way they are groomed. 

No matter what how stupid they look. 

Sometimes even way too much

Sport

* a´la dog

dog who looks amazing. Usually a dobermann or track dog. They run around all the time, legs look like perfect muscle. Full of energy and damn attractive. Eating special dog food, under trainers tention - to be more faster on running-field...

* a´la gay

a sexy man with a perfect six-pack. All what they have is gym and protein. But its so damn good to look at them... Just want to have piece of him.

Breedless

* a´la dog

a dog who runs around and enjoys life

* a´la gay

a simple man who lives his life they way he likes it








I love dogs.
I am dog-person (every way)
And I have a dog
This is my dog
her name is Kullake...
Love her

STAR WARS

 

I love a good fight. Best matches are going down in Real Housewives franchise in Bravo TV. Words are real, pain is real, pleasure is enjoyable. But as every TV show, it usually has a happy ending or leaves some questions in the air... I always like a happy ending: in fairy-tales, movies and in my bedroom.

In my life, where drama is pointless but juicy, where people don't hit each-other just snap til someone flips the drink to someone´s face, there is always a winner and 2nd place... (I like to say, its not about winning, its about taking part). So here it is, my first Star War with one and only.

 All the facts (as tabloids name it) are from my friend wikipedia or other media releases.

Me vs. Kim Kardashian

STATUS

Reality Show Celebrity aka Star Wannabe              Reality Show Celebrity aka Socialite

  

DESPERATE FOR

need for more fame                                                                           need for more fame

  

 MEDIA

needs a scandal to be in media                                        Media writes about her scandals

SEX - APPEAL

a wet "dream" only in gay sauna                           A wet dream in lots of straight saunas

(includes blindness and alcohol)                                               (includes single horny men)

NO TALENT

1.Singing -  no comments                                                  1. Singing - had a bad single

2.Relationships - no comments                                  2. Kris Humphries & and other men

MEN

all kind of men                                                                          according to public jokes

black, white, rich, sexy, smart                                                   black men only

RISE OF PHOENIX

18.Nov. 1980                                                                                     21.Oct 1980

NET WORTH 

according to my bank             according to celebrity-net-worth 4000€                                                                                         40 million $

WIKIPEDIA 

no personal info, just                                                                 very personal info

about success in the world                                                         about every mistake

PORN 

have seen couple of movies                                                       has done "accidentally"   

THE DREAM 

Biggest star in the world                                                            Biggest star in the world

SO, are we really so different ? Its up to you to decide who wins this battle.