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Winter Wonderland 2013

Men fashion week Winter 2013 review. You think I can´t do it ? Yes, I can
I´m very skilled to do that:

1. I am gay
2. Obsessed about style.com and models.com
3. I think I look fashionable (meaning - like freak show on daily bases)
4. I own some items from the fashion world (meaning - cheap version from HM)
5. I have seen Project Runway and Ugly Betty
6. I was Carrie Bradshaw for a Halloween (back to point nr 3)
7. I am always fashionably late to events... No one wants to be the first guest (meaning - as long as I can make it to free drinks and snacks, my timing is perfect)
8. I know some designers (meaning - they call themselves designers). But some are real !!!
9. And I own 3 eur fake Louis Vuitton bag and 4 eur fake LV scarf.

So, shut up - I am über fashionista. Just a step away (meaning - never ever even close) to have a job in Turkish Vogue as a cleaning guy... Yeeeaaahhhh

So lets start with it... Remember, its my version.
As I always do, I keep the best for last... and again if my well educated opinion doesn´t match with other fashion-bloggers, then sry... My world, my rules, my fashion....

THE ICONS.

Wait, its not going to be about miss Cocaine Moss, or miss Naomi.. It´s about the unique men who always have standed  out every season between other sexy models (who last only one season like every CW channel´s tv show)

 Clement Chanernaud - from Gucci to Prada, from Tom Ford to Paul Smith. And like this every year. He has become a catwalk legend (watch out Gisele !!)




Paolo Roldan - he is just superb. J´adore him. I have written about him before and I will do it more (only if there will be a topless pick about him) http://star-wanna-be.blogspot.no/2012/01/another-fashion-moment-paolo.html




Oh I missed my beautiful nightmares like Simon, Noah and Sean.

 COLOR ME BAD !!!

There was so much black in collections. Its like looking black people having sex in the dark.. Even it was deep, the items what they wore were sexy... (Oh, I am using so easy words to describe collections. Some über editors can find much better and bigger words for that). After color black I also noticed that there was lots of chequered pattern (I used here translation from google - meaninh may get lost)

                But surprisngly there was lots of yellow and yellowish. It looks like winter is coming sunny and "hot". Finally an inspiration from nature I can relate to (usually its some kind of boring book or painting what leaves me empty inside - nothing to compare here)... Maybe, it wasn´t actually yellow -  I am 25% colorblind...

 

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Its just like a Twilight movie. You liked the first but the rest is big question WHY ??? Same I felt about these outfits. Maybe my inner-diva (what is bigger that Kathy Griffin´s fame ) isn´t so girly yet that I could wear it... Maybe for next Halloween. I hope these costumes bring a "candy to basket". Its a question of taste ... Ahh, just look and give your opinion (I use same method with guys in club and review is always negative)

And if like my personal life isn´t bad enough... with these outfits I can make sure that I will stay single forever. There is something unique still but I don´t know what (and again my over educated fashion-sense lets me down).  With a C.Kane hootie I will scare everyone away from me and with Craig Green facemask gives me hope if I will use it in bedroom or freaks out my boy(s) even more. Hope for the best

HUNK IN A TRUNK ???

Its noy my taste (but do I even have ?)... Same question goes through K.Jenner´s mind if she asks herself the same queston about her children...... But where is a fashion -  there are men, and even in winter there are some topless guys who can make this long fashion week a little bit interesting (cos more I looked, more bored I became - until these looks). But if I smile, its worth it... Sadly, mrs.Jenner dont the same with her children (only in case if they do bank the money)

WINTER WONDERLAND

I just reviewed some looks about my personal life. With these looks there wont be anything. So it will be cold winter. I need something what keeps me warm... And no, I am not thinking about Jägermeister, or public gay sauna.... (but these items match well...) I mean if I walk home after drinking JM in sauna...  So, I hopethese looks will keep my level of hotness up until I land home between my IKEA sheets.

P.S - This Versace look is perfect for prostitues and gays. Fur and silk and easy to get it off...  My wishlist for Santa starts with this outfit :)

I WANT THIS

Oh, thanks God. Some normal (meaning -  I think are nice and wearable) outfits. And of course I just want them... Even with my salmon millions I am not able to afford them. Maybe after 6 seasons.... I even dont care if I look uncool and anti-powerful in them (same said Charlie Sheen when he had to use condom),  just wanna wanna wanna....

Classical

GIORGIO ARMANI

never goes out of style ( like cocaine or Oprah)

Mugler

POWER & SEX

 DIOR HOMME

j´adore

 REVIEW THE REVIEW

So that´s almost all. Everything got reviewed. I hope winter will be magical while men wearing all this what Milan, Paris and London had to offer us. My favorite collections were: Etro, Sibling, Hermés and Moncer Gamme Bleu. I didn´t attend any of the shows (like Lindasy Lohan with her rehab sessions) but my eye and mind were connected to www.style.com 24-7. And if you dont like what I have to say then -  God bless you... And this season blessing is in fashion
<<<< Just look this Dolce & Gabbana look.... So, I hope your skin wont burn if you wear this...

GRANDE FINALE

 Moncer Gamme Bleu

This look is the best !!!!

Sweet dreams !!!

"Davai davai davai"

My vacation was like my very own Jersey Shore.

So I had a week vacation in "sunny" Egypt with my friends. (Sunny means its winter in Hurghada). Oh and that was a ride... Even Amanda Bynes mental drive is a child-play next to our journey... At the beginning it even felt like we were in the war zone... (no, we didin´t call our alco-shots bombs) just military airplanes were flying above us like east-european gold-diggers around rich Norwegian men. It was scary at the beginning but we got use to that....Why ??? There were 80% russians in our hotel and we them it feels like cold war.

So from the beginning (oh, its sounded like there is chapter 1-5 to read and they all are 100 pages). No worries, it will be shorter than my one-night stand...

We didn´t live all together in the same house but the place was amazing, I shared the room with my friend. And all others were around us... Next to our "Casa del Gay" were big swimming-pool what was not filled with pee, but water was warm all the time...And local cute guys with winter jackets were saving us... But I needed to really drown, they wont jump in to "cold" water just like that.

Our own GTL ( if you have seen  JS, you know the meaning) was STD every morning... (uups, there is no need to panic - this STD is not what you mean or needs a doctor between in your legs) STD in our language means - SUN - TANNING - DRINKING.... And like this every day... And where was STD there were bad results (and again no doctor needed, but helping hand).. I burned on first day after drinking a breakfast... Cooolllllllll, awesommmmmmmeeeeeee !!!! We rule(d) !!!!

As every Sunday JS boys cooked dinner to all the girls who have less luck in kitchen as Taylor Swift in relationships. So did we.. sort of... every evening we sat down in the restaraunt for dinner, had some gossip, plans made for next day and drinking for a disco later. Food was good, but drinks...uuuuuuhhhhh. The wine wasn´t 1967 Chablis, it was just a tab-wine from metallic can... Oh it was bad as first sex experience... didn´t know did I like it or not.. But after drinking more than 12 glasses it went better, same as sex. More you do, more you enjoy it... But beer was good and coctails not. 



And now the NIGHT-LIFE.
We had our own gorillaz and granades but very russian style - sort of Matrjośkad ja Serjoźad, while we had also some cute .... ???? I was wasted and loved everyone. So after 14 camelmilk made Pina Coladas they all looked sexy. From russian disco until the modern pop 90`s music it was fun fun fun... The most modern song what I heard was from the time I was in high-school... 
And as in every epidsode JS gang was fisting all night we did the same. But our fisting was little bit different.. Uupppssss - not fisting, I meant fist-pumping. While we laughed how others danced badly, we learned to fist-pumped russian style (no its not a even a new song from this plus size Asian singer)... All we had to do is yell - "Davai, Davai, Davai" and we rocked... And we drank as much as Snooki... And some were even able to smush later.....

I dont know which cartoon  charatcter I am from Jersey Shore but I am a more than happy to say that I had an experience like this...
Will be there a season 2 (or in poor language - a new trip ). YES !!!!

wow

My Star-Wanna-Be blogspot hits 10000 pageviews

10000

TEN THOUSAND

I am Happy

next milestone - 25000 !!!!

Resolutions & Promises

Kim promised to Kris to love and support of him until ..... 2 months. Lets be honest, my relationship even dont last so long. So I think its a good marriage before the split. And lets be honest vol 2. -  they are still "together" - to slow readers - not offcially divorced yet !! Why to say things out if you dont mean it - specially if there are people watching ?

Bad year, good year, adventures year, boring year ? - been there done that. And while watching "Home Alone" on 31st.December evening before another "Die Hard" marathon there is this itch...  And even the cute doctor can´t help with that itch. Maybe Dr.Phil can ( cos he likes to make a world happier to all families and so on )

Itchy itchy itchy.... "Die Hard" is over, a glass of cheap food store wine is in. Clock is ticking louder than ever in my head... Soon is time to go out, take bottle of bubbly, see the firework, be nice to all neigbours and then go to club spend money and make out with other drunkies, come home, be hangovered and start a new year with this shity feeling....  NO NO NO NO

My resolutions are
* Save the world
* Save the water and drink something else
* Being a better person to other people
* Save the puppy (that I can actually do)
* No alcohol and just drink something else


After cold 10.min out (usually my one night stands describe a night with me like this) and Katy Perry song haunting in my head, it only took 5.min to breaks all the resolutions I gave..
Take this Kim K !!!! I broke my words faster than you....

As I learned from the best, my "famous Hollywood friends" - no need to promise anything if you can´t keep it - broken marriages, broken hearts, several rehabs, bad movies  and so on... We dont need this

I hope that you all have a great year. Dont promise anything and just go wit a flow... Believe me, result is much better then.

Let the disco ball be shinier than ever and lets shake with " a feelgood sort of a resolution song"

YAZZ - "The only way is up"

 HAPPY NEW YEAR !!!