Born 1980 part 2

In part 1 I wrote my biggest high-lights in my Wanna-be Star life... And it looks like 1980 was a good year... Lots of other famous people belong in the same "So-called" box as well...

 //Box meaning... sometimes when you do the Cosmopolitan test you have to mark your age in a box... In the begining its fun [11 - 17], then comes amazing [18 - 25], then with a deep exhale [25 - 34] and then [35 - 50] and the happy ending is [51 - .....] The older you get the bigger is the age difference, so that we could feel great..... Yeahhh, I am still in 25 - 34 box //

Some of the great celebreties and their highs and lows, I share the year.
* Swedish model Elin Nordegren - no raports about her fashion work.. Famous for getting 100 million from man with balls - Tiger Wood

  * Pauly D - according to rumors his penis is pierced... I think it was on season 1 when some girl said it... But he looks hot and has the biggest brain in the show. And he loves good dance music...
* Jason Segel - a man who still is looking someone´s mother and if this doesn´t help just goes totally naked... Great talent
* Jenson Button - cars ? sport ?
* Nick Carter - should I even start or you will just throw your undies towards him
* Venus Williams -  I like tennis by men.. But as she loves to be in the center of the spotlight, just look what she wears when se plays... No surprise that the judges are blind and let her win... But she plays well...Just google her award money

 * Kim Kardashian - I took a while to understand who is that Wanna-Be competition in my life... But I actually like her... But she gets too much s**t from the world.. Poor you... Just marry the right guy and stop.. Or became a lesbian - it work for Ellen and Portia !
* Eva Green - if she had screen sex with Daniel Craig and Johnny Depp, then she must be good
* Kristen Bell - the sound of Gossip Girl - xoxo...
* Gisele Bündchen - people love her, I just like her... I prefer our Estonian beauties

 * Christina Aquilera - Dirrrrrty... I have been her as a drag.. And you would love to hear what ms. Joan Rivers has to say about her


THE HOT LIST
Same year with the amazing bodies ( of course talent too )

Ryan Gosling
Channing Tatum
Chris Pine
Jake Gyllenhaal
John Terry
T.I
Randy Orton ( just for his body)
Marat Safin





So 1980 has been great years for stars.. The list is even bigger, just my caje is waiting and I need my sweet sweet love.. from cake
 

Born 1980 part 1

I am not timeless beauty, but time has taken me another milestone in life. Yes, its my birthday... And I am 32... Ohhh, that was hard to say it out... ( actually, it wasn´t).. I can´t wait when I am 40 -  I am more than intriqued to see from the mirror  how much I have lost hair and how much I have gained weight... On that point not gonna think where I will be in that point... I think that I have achieved a lot during my 31 soon 32 years...  So here it comes (I am not going to start when I was a baby... I start when the FAME kicked in and sadly never left again)

The EGO BOOST
*I have done 2 reality shows..
"Baar" and "Buss"... And since then I have my fabulous Star name "Baari-Madis". In Buss I was just a small wanna-be celebrity kick to turn the tables and mess the crowd... And thanks to Baar I am who I am today... (of course it all starts at home, but still the show was great starting point in my Wanna Be world)
**And here is our song by Paavo and Liis

*My own show
When I used to work in gayclub Angel, me and my BFF (not fighting with him like these other girls do with their besties) we started a drag show what growed one the best and craziest shows during 5 years on stage in Angel.. We had lots of celebreties involved and show was always unique... People loved us.. My dear Tutti Frutti.. Thanks to Absolut Vodka and Leaf for the supporting it !!
**Stars on stage

*Being part of 2 movies
"Jan Uuspõld läheb Tartusse" ja "Reality Star"... Both were amazing experinces... And just to be in the same movie with Estonian President and other most talented actors and actresses in Estonia and Hollywood bad-boy Eric Roberts
**  3.. 2.. 1.. -action - Here it is the small clip from the movie

*Mr.Gay from 2009 - 2011
I think that has been most shocking thing I have ever done in my life.. I used to laugh about competitions like this until I entered Mr.Gay Norway 2009... Made it top 10 and then already came Mr.Gay Europe 2009 - where I was top 12 finalist and won the Challenge Award as the best Viking.. And then was Mr.Gay Baltics 2010. And on my final year I did Mr.Gay World and got the titel Mr.Congeniality.... Since then I have tried to produce Mr.Gay Eesti - with small baby steps my dream will reach its goal.
**And the the titel goes

And of course many several tv and radio guest spots... Made it to magazine (even covers).. Love red carpet. Maybe being even a role model ??? Had scandals, had great moments... But this is what fame does :)

But the journey still continues...

WANNA-BE AWARDS 2012

Its November and 2012 is almost over... It went faster than any Twilight movie... A lot has happened during this time. Now its time to award all the great high-lights... And as I am a true wanna-be and just a sucker for award ceremonies then I will do it the same way. 

So here are the nominees for my Wanna-Be Life awards 2012

*Most memorable vacation trip

1. New York
2. Amsterdam
3. Helsinki
   
   

*Best celebrity moment

1. Landon Conrad
2. Carmen Kass
3. Lady Bunny and Amanda Lepore

*Best red carpet moment

1. Tallinn Dolls fashion show
2. Rebecca Kontus album party
3. Pohjanheimo Resort fashion show

*Best disco

1. XL Club (New York)
2. Underwear party (Amsterdam)
3. Raballder Cup after-party (Oslo)

*Good pillow

1. Amistad Hotel (Amsterdam)
2. Rica Oslo Hotel (Oslo)
3. Colonial House Inn (New York)

*Best coctail

1. Apple Martini (Komeet)
2. Apple Martini (Butterfly)

*Wildest ride moment

1. Liseberg Free-fall Tower (Gothenburg)
2. SAS business flight New York – Oslo
3. having a tattoo

*Norway moment

1. My 32 birthday
2. Therese 50´s theme  party
3. Carslberg staff party (Denmark)

*Smart award

1. Joan Rivers «I hate everyone.....»
2. E.L James «50 shades of grey»
3. Andrus Kivirähk «Mees, kes teadis ussisõnu»

*Best disco song

1. Ne-Yo «Let me love you»
2. Otto Knows «Million voices»
3. Carly Rae Jepsen «Call me maybe»

*New Obsession

1. Football
2. TV show «Revenge»
3. AussieBum underwear

*A celebrity crush

1. Matt Bomer
2. Ryan Gosling
3. Joshua Bowman

 

And the winners will be announced in December in my next blog chapter... And it includes all the comments

My so called star-dust

That´s it. Now its officially confirmed – I will never be a leading man in a movie or a tv show. All what I have left is just a supporting role or a funny side-kick... (and I even haven´t went to any castings yet or slept with non-important staff member in some production ).... I hear a confused gasp in my readers mind - what is going on ? Is this really the end ???

 

As I love a dramatic moment, I take my pillow and fall in to my bed and start crying... Why, oh why I did it...

                                                      I HAVE A TATTOO 

I am very happy to have it, I really am... But if I am truly honest (not like miss Lohan – it was not me who drove the car) my true confession is – I regret that I made a tattoo but I am happy to have it.... I know, its confusing – its like ms. Stewart suppose to be real actress and not a teen idol...

 

But if I look towards my colleagues in Hollywood or even in BBC – no one has a tattoo in public place. Except the crazy HBO or Fox tv shows... All actors and actresses are clean as sky ( not in a drug way ).. Miss Pitt has, but she always plays killers and f****d up roles what needs body art...

I dont know why, but it looks like that owning a tattoo puts entertainers into so called Bad Boy role... All modern heroes are nice, without piercing or a stupid habit... I think its wrong msg (oh, so cool, used short term for message, to save some more space to my idiotic thoughts). Not all people with tattoos are bad or criminals... Some are talented and good... Just take ME... So, dear industry, what I truly love and obsess about 24/7 – we all have equal chances to play in a leading role – with or without tattoo...

(No more time to type – I need practice my Hamlet and then 3 lines for a toothpaste commercial where I am just a sidekick ) 

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But dear reader(s) - please think very carefully if you start planning to have a tattoo !!! If you are not rich, then the tattoo stays forever with you !!!

My book "50......."

Just a month ago I premiered my "big blockbuster" wanna-be movie ending with this amazing cast... Hoping for the sequal and lots of important awards like MTV Movie & Teen Choice Awards...

Now, 1 month later I have a book coming out as well. And again being inspired by other people and their stories. I just hope I will end up at Oprah´s book club selection next to ms. Kathy Griffin...  And it looks like from E. L James who has middle-life crises and no sex available, I also put my horny thoughts on the paper cos I can´t make it anymore in real life

So here it is - my book
"50 sizes of dick" -  a erotic novel about me and fictional fantasy man called Richard Hard

SUMMARY
Me - young and fabulous 23 year old cute guy from small town gets lost in big city. With lots of temptations and lies to get me into bed I stay true to my path... Enjoy life with friends and find a true love and nothing else...  With a simple job being a sexy barman in gayclub I meet lots of handsome men every weekend who make undecent proposals to me.  I never have sex with customers until one day I met Richard Hard.

Richard - 35 year old divorced man. A little bit over-weight (like 3 kilos), works as a bus driver on line nr 22 with a problem of a hair-loss who lives close to town border upstairs of his parents house..

STORY
We met in the bus when a ticket control wanted to kick me out from the bus cos I didn´t had a ticket. But Richard helped me out with a lie that he actually forgot to give me when I paid for it. I just gave him a smile and continued to talk to my friend about another episode Bold and Beautiful... My home was final stop... But Richard didn´t want to let me out.. I was nervous... He came closer to me with his oily smelled t-shirt and cheap HM jeans and asked me out... I agreed cos he saved my life... No one ever has paid so much for me - it was like 2 dollars
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We started to date. I always waited for him next to bus garage. We had a beer and the leftovers from his lunch what his mother made... He never took me home to his place and when I ever texted all called him, he called me Jessie ( a girl version from my real Jess name). I actually liked being with him... I had lots of wet dreams about him. Once even had to change my underwear at work cos I was way too excited...( and we had underwear party theme in the club, customers were happy but confused).... Everything was okay, until one day...........
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Richard as I called him Dick asked if I want to have sex.... I said yes... But the deal was that he wanted to film it... He even came contract to sign...
1) I had to shave all my hair on my body...
2) Always being a bottom
3) Never use real names and fake orgasm
4) To be ready for everything, even if other bus-drivers wanted to join
5) Safe sex always
6) and more

I never knew what that "and more" was.... It took like minutes to think about it. I signed it... And we started to have sex... Hot steamy wild rough kind love making.... It lasted everytime almost like 8 - 9 minutes.... Everytime I was so happy...

But it all ended when I said that I love him. I never met him again. I waited like 3 days in the garage but nothing. He changed the buses and had a new route at work...My heart was broken like Paris Hilton´s music career and I had to leave the town....

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And as every reader knows that everything what I do always have more to come. And as I already know in my empty head that "50 sizes of dick" going to be a huge hit I will write two books more

So please wait for my next books

"50 corners of Sauna"
"50 itches of crabs"