Compare

"Oh my god ( I have time to type today... so i use full length on OMG), you look like....."
" It tastes exactly like......"
" mmmhhh, it remembers me of....."

How often you have heard this ???

 ALL THE TIME....

Comparing comparing.... Its sad that whatever I do, I am always compared to someone or something:

* your penis looks like carrot I had for breakfast

* this balloon looked like condom, so I used this

* your mother looks like your father

* your boyfriend looks like this random guy I kissed in dark-room

* you drink like Tara Reid

* this cake tastes like cup of coffee ( not surprised, its a cappuccino cake)

Nothing original (n)ever.... We always compare everything with everyone.... Is there something original left in the world ???  Of course I would be honored if my talent would be compared with Sean Connery´s acting.

So me and my team - Google, Wikipedia and bottle of Ringnes beer (no commercial agenda here) try to find the answer...... After 12.min I was just able to empty my bottle, watch 7.min of Keeping up with Kardashians and google myself....  Nothing new comes up.... And IF there is something new, there will be a person who claims other way....

Until I wait something original I can´t compare it with anything to anyone, I could give a look to things and people who are "SAME"

*** Justin Bieber looks like lesbian... I don't have to say much.. Just look the web page http://lesbianswholooklikejustinbieber.tumblr.com/  I really don´t have personal opinion here. I even don´t know how many followers it has, but on a sad day it may make you smile.... And extra  - lesbians have a same anger like mr.Bieber had in London :)

*** Food... How is it that snails taste like chicken, a fried cat tastes like rabbit and why Europe sells horse meat for a veal...  I have put lots of things to my mouth (for dirty mind - relax, it wont be another dark-room adventure now) and I have to say it - if it tastes good and is eatable, I don't care... I need to eat

*** Dog & men... I can compare gays to dogs because of the lifestyle they have.. But I would never put them face to face on a pic and ask my friends - Do they look like same ? I never want to look my dog... I prefer something else a´la dog way....

*** Girlfriends and boyfriends... You wanna happy relationship ? Don´t ever compare your partner with your own parents.. That´s all... Or even better... don´t you even dare to compare your partner with your ex´es.... Just think, if Taylor Swift compares all his boyfriends, she needs a diagram, otherwise she would get lost who is who is Swift-Splitville

*** Clouds - all shapes, all sizes.. Always beautiful ***

*** Body parts - penis like a carrot or breasts like plums ...  I hope you get the point... Let these body parts stay where they should...

*** Drinking / drugs - oh, here we have so many role-models. Just pick one or even more, if you liver can handle... But personally I prefer to be compared to Lindsay Lohan or Charlie Sheen...  Why ? No matter how f**ked up they are in, they will find a way on TV or magazine covers... When I over-dose, I end up in a rehab and some reality COP show (no need to mention losing a job)... But L & C... more crazier they are, more work they get and even more money....



So if you can´t be original, then be compared, but remember to who and how....  Have some style and be classy

but honestly, my favorite comparison would be "You look like a STAR" - this is something I will never hear in real life

Repeat

In big celebrity world where I think I belong but barely in real life can see the red carpet -  there is a rule - never wear the same outfit twice or avoid to wear same dress as the other gold-digger/actress or so-called singer does... Just take miss Terror (according to rumors) miss Vogue Wintour... She has repeated outfits more times than John Mayer has change women... But she always looks great for her age (meaning like cougar)

(I got this pic from www.cocoperez.com ....please Perez don´t be mad)

And Queen E came from her bingo night in senior´s home and then from Australia with the same yellow coat and hat. Looks like, Kate is taking all her money for herself to look amazing in British fashion. Lets just hope that Kate won´t start wearing Queen´s clothes

and pic is again from www.cocoperez.com

Outfits come and go. There are people to judge all the time. But there are so many other things people do over again :

 

 

* Paris Hilton - even she was crashed to dust about her singing, she is back in studio

* Kim Kardashian - she tries to be a real deal (from singing to acting).. and again and again she finds new ways to "impress", but she will always be a reality star

* regular people - who have less creativity in thinking as Tori Spelling in acting always travel back to Egypt or Turkey to get away from work and behave like stars in these resorts

* Rihanna - loves to be "spanked" by Chris Brown again and again

* Kathy Griffin - she is been banned from shows more than Kirsten Stewart from Robert after cheating him

And now I am one of them. It´s so sad to admit that but I am a repeater as well.. I have been visiting the same places, have wear the same outfits (personal best same outfit -3 events 1 day)... But i barely repeat men... this is not my thing...   But this summer I will repeat some big things and names...

What they are.... ?

be patient and wait...

this story isn´t over yet

Regular

Bold and Beautiful have been in the air since 1986 almost every day... During these years, its still the same drama... Characters get older and older and their children are soon older than their parents.... but this is TV and soap.. Love it and its always there - no question asked.... Oh Sally Spectra

Lindsay Lohan -  from mother´s brest to vodka bottle, from baby powder to cocaine.. She loves to drink and mix... (She should be a bartender)  And as even the world (social media and some crazy fans and wannabes ) is tired about her, its still happening and still entertaining (sadly)... OMG - I googled cocaine and her pic came up

Women -  they have migraine always when their husbands want to have sex. Single women don´t have that issue... And even after decades the male-specie haven´t come up to medical discovery what kills migarine forever... So as long as there is migraine there is no sex for married men... (I am very sure that at least 5 readers or other 6000 people who just got lost on my page, thought that I will talk about a montly period)

Money -  as long as there are rich people, there are gold-diggers to crab it :)... But the nice part is, where is money, there will be always a people who actually need it to survive and they will get it.

Fame - the best thing what ever happend to World... No need to deny -  everyone wants to be part of it.... I know what I am talking about... Approved by me - 100000%... This will never go away

Sex - came here to stay... Otherwise I wouldn´t write this nonsense here, we wouldn´t have future and without sex some people can´t mastrubate and Landon Conrad wouldn´t be my hero...

Taxes - do I even have to comment. (Smart readers know the answers, stupid one don´t need it, cos they even don´t know what taxes are)

I could add tho this line-up: food, gossip, bad movies, God, love and so on...

Are you confused ?

Here is the answer
* All what I mentioned earlier take place or happen regulary... But my blog doesn´t...  So, its to early to compare my wisdom about life with God behaviour or bad TV...

I love to write, but I DO HAVE A LIFE !!! and I need to live it. I am on my way there to write nonsense regulary, but until that time...... you just have to wait and hope...

And if helping doesn´t help, try to google yourself -  soon it will happen regulary