Thursday, September 26, 2013

Fashion Rewind

Today is Thursday.... I promised to myself (I think I was sober when I did it) to write once a week something to my blog. And now here I am - facing the screen and my head is empty :(   Hands are stuck on my tea cup and nothing.... I feel like I should stop writing... I looking back what I have wrote and OMG, its a lots of amazingly good crap...

But one thing started to bother me. Accidentally ( translate I was busy doing something else) I have skipped Men Summer 2014 Fashion Week...  But better late than never... So it looks like I can fill my weekly promise even easier than expected.... But please forgive me and my laziness... This time I will skip the comments and just put pics out... And I truly hope that after seeing the photos you will understand whatkind of summer its going to be...

So from London to Milan.. Paris too... Here is my view on fashion (actually just judging cute guys in clothes)







WHERE I SHOULD GO LIKE THIS ?





I THINK THE T-SHIRT IS TOO SMALL FOR HIM




I EVEN DONT KNOW WHY I UPLOADED THAT PIC ( I think I was horny or smtg)

















JUST SEE MY FIRST COMMENT..... MAN IN PINK ??












THIS IS A TEST FOR A PEOPLE WHO ARE COLORBLIND 





I NEED A DONUT AND THESE SHORTS





LIKE LIKE LIKE LIKE (very orginal)





ALL THE GUYS SHOULD LOOK LIKE THIS IN THE GYM




DO YOU ALSO THINK  HE PULLED HIS STOMACH IN ?






TOXIC ??? SINCE WHEN ????






THERE IS NOT EVEN SO MUCH SKIN ON MY PENIS THAN ON THIS OUTFIT




I HEAR WEDDING BELLS (just in my dreams)











IF I CANT HAVE A MAN ON TOP OF ME AT LEAST I CAN HAVE HIS FACE ON MY CHEST. NEED THIS OUTFIT



UUPPSSS, ABSOLUTELY NO COMMENTS... BUT I LIKE IT




I WANT THIS JACKET



A MAN WIT A TIARA... WHAT A GREAT ROLE MODEL



EVEN LADY GAGA LOOKS NEXT TO THIS UNDER DRESSED




TOTALLY ADORE THIS OUTFIT


FEEEEELLLING BLUEEEEEEE

AND LOOK AT THE SHOE












oohh, that was easy. Men saved my blog tonight... I even didn´t to talk about celebrities or my own mistakes...

Monday, September 23, 2013

my summer sand in hourglass

I want to say that I was on rehab (it looks like trendy again... actually has always been, at least in Hollywood)  and cut out from my virtual wanna-be world, but NO.  Since my last blog moment when I prayed towards Beyonce has happened so much...

But if I have to put all the stories and adventures into words then  Hemingway will look like a comic writer... and as you all know I don't like so much attention.... If they would make a movie about my summer then it will be something between "Wedding Crushers/Landon Conrad porn/Sex and the City" but it wont be so boring as The Twilight....  Only men who can actually write about my life for tv show are Alan Ball and this Glee genius.... ( so, its enough big names and titles to catch at least 100 hits during next week, so back to my summer)


Quicky
My summer
 (sounds like writing a essay in 7th grade)
* свадьба - I was late to the party, didn't knew anyone and were matched with Russian Lady... Party was mixed with military Russian guys and sexy ladies... I was only Eestonian... Thanks for the vodka.. It was fun.... I ran away from the wedding with piece of cake

* jordan fox - i have small obsession about porn stars... (I don't need help from dr.Phil), it very healthy.... He was ..... (lets say) performing and then he signed my ass (not the way you all think) ... Even have a pic with him  - somewhere in someone' s phone... So now I have met Landon, Jordan... and got a small peek on Adam Killian in NYC....


* new york - yes, I did it again. Visited the Big Apple. This time it was more relaxed than last time... As you all know from your first sex - always more nervous and excited... Second time its easier. So, the same happened with my trip.... I really could review every corner in NYC (and maybe will do later) but in small recap like this is just names and labels and my personal vanity - celebrity moments: Sherry Vine, Natalie Cole, Aziza and more.... / shopping - paper bags and labels - Michael Kors, Ralph Lauren, DKNY - like a true new yorker / sight-seeing - Empire State Building, Central Park, NBC studios and of course the night life...  GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY !!!

As much as I love coctails like SATC girls I had to make sure that my first drink in NYC will be cosmopolitan and it was. This is official shout-out (my personal opinion):


THE OUT NYC LOUNGE BAR 
SERVES THE BEST COSMOPOLITAN  !!!!!

* parties / social life - Oslo, Tallinn, Gol, Amsterdam, New York - this summer has just been great. So much quality time with friends and new friends also adding up in my Facebook account. All the laughs what I had, drunk jokes and pointless dramas... late night wines to morning junk food... Oh, good times... 

* robbie williams - he is a LEGEND !!! Best concert ever...  Very beautiful, emotional, pure rock and 100% entertaining... Can\t wait when the official dvd is out... So, dear readers... If his tour dvd is coming out - BUY IT... You will see what really happened in Tallinn.

* * * * * 
it looks like nothing happened, just some events and that' s it... Believe me, it has been great summer. If you don't trust me- 
just follow me in twitter - @kullake
check my instagram - herrmadis
be my friend in Facebook - you know my name :)

ITS ALL THERE 
social media has it all... And some people even has given "likes" and "comments"

And it looks like 2013 will end with great power... As long as my liver can handle me ( I hope Lindsay Lohan can tell the same), my credit card wont be cut into pieces - I will continue to enjoy my fabulous star wannabe life and of course share it with the world.....