Beyoncè experience

Please don't start bitching with me...
I know that it has been long time since my last post... Just 2 months...
Do you wanna know what real depression is - guess how long it has been since my last sex..... ?? Crying already (cos I can´t remember it)

But I do have a life... Sun is out, boys are topless and colours are in the sky... So, there is no reason to sit inside behind the laptop watch porn and cry about everything.

I went to Beyonce concert in Oslo

Here is a short recap about the show

Preparty vol 1.
Bottle of good red wine and glass white wine ( bottle was opened week before) - no hangover

Preparty vol 2.
Bestie arrived to Oslo
13.00 first round with Cuba Libre - 13.30 everyone had a buzz
15.00 - 16.30 high-school way drinking to get better and bigger buzz for Queen B
17.00 - 19.00 we actually stand in the line
19.00 - 19.30 very bad warm up by Lido Lido.
 and here are my thoughts while I was waiting for Beyoncé to sing.... ( I was in grindr chatting with the guy and I actually send this message to him )

** I am more pushed back and forward than in gay club dark room
** These teenager girls are like cast of Angry Birds. They go through human wall to get closer to the stage
** I even haven´t  heard so much yelling in my bedroom
** Hope its a school day and they all have to leave around 22.00
** Some cute guys as well but their haircuts hide their faces
** Pepsi Max commercial and we having a cola
** Its so tight ... like my last date. So hard to get closer to happy place
** Girls dancing against me like I am a stripper pole
** Waiting for Rihanna to start
** I am so bored waiting for the performance... typing is better than cash next to my bed in the morning

CONCERT WAS AMAZING. BEYONCÈ IS THE BEST !!!!!!

I can´t put the emotions into words... From newest hits to classical Crazy in Love... Just AMAZING. I even have some Beyoncé glitter at home.. Touched by it and it was golden... And what happened during the Single Ladies..... WOWWWWWWW !!!!

afterparty

in Ett Glass with friends and we met talented and über funny sexy gay Tooji (if you don't know who he is, then shame shame )

next morning

recap of everything with glass of wine and sandwiches

This is quality time with friends !!!!

Straight gay

Its all about men: gay , straight, handsome, rich, famous, model and so on... Its all about men. And the best creme cherry-desert would be if this man/men is/are gay. Oh.... I can feel the calories what I could never lose... But as tempting as good cake can look from outside, it may have a bitter taste - so has happen to my favorite gay men... (Ok, I have been there too, as any other gay - blaming that every straight is gay and wanted them after several Apple Martinis....) Are you more confused than lesbian on Beyoncé concert VIP (read GAY) zone...?

I mean men who I have obsessed since TV came to my life and replaced real love with fiction...  here are my list of favorite straight men who have played gay... As far as I know that they are straight... In Hollywood is everyone is just confused or bi-sexual

Erik McCormack as Will Truman
This show was epic. My favorite show still. Always makes me smile still. Great story, amazing side-kicks... Erik as Will was super... I am speechless.. Just everything was perfect there... Great body, good looking, hair in the right places, a little bit muscles, sarcastic and ironic... Uhhh... I want my real Will.
And it would be much much better even to have 3some with Will and his boyfriend Vince D´Angelo


Bobby Cannavale as Vince D´Angelo
A hot Italian cop who is into fashion. All the equipment he had to use when he was with Will... Obsessed about hair... And the smoothing voice....

Eric Stonestreet as Cameron Tucker
The Queen has arrived... Love of Cher, musicals, glam, glitter.. Snappy, drama queen, obsession about pop culture. How straight you have to be to play so gay character. The gayest thing ever on TV... Even Elton John´s  Oscar viewing party can´t beat that
Cameron quotes
*  "When I get home I'm gonna scrub this place like it's a crime scene, which it is because you murdered joy"
* "After the earthquake, it might be nice to be around similarly dressed people"

Jake Gyllenaal and Heath Ledger
They both loved big things (horses and mountains)... Cowboys, wild nature, passionate feelings, secret and unanswered love, confused relationship... Sounds like my story... Even, I am not very big fan of the movie, but the way how this love-story was played by these two men -  just epic.. Gained my faith in love back


Adam Pally as Max Blum
LEGEND !!!
Please watch Happy Endings.... The coolest man what happened to gay people

ok, I know its not fair but
Ed Wectwick as Chuck Bass (just for few seconds).. You want proof ? Watch this :

Chuck Bass gay kiss

Talking about legends... No one went to gay disco before they were done with another episode of "Queer as folk"

Gale Harold as Brian Kinney

Come on, who doesn´t remember the season 1 episode 1 sex-scene... And all the action he had and then all the love he had in the end Everyone wanted to be him or been f****d by him... After every episode there was so much to talk behind cosmopolitan drinks... And the comparing who was who in real life...(Ok, haircut was only minus)

Of course we could add here singing boys from Glee or killers and rapers from Oz.. And from the big screen very memorable Philadelphia and Tom Hanks, or very funny Robin Williams in "La cage aux folles" (I was able to write this in English, but it sounded more gay in french). TV and movie history is full of gay characters... honestly and I even don't care about the sexuality behind the scene...

Gays rule !!!!

 and we are here to stay

Ball Factor

 It started 2012 spring....

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It was suppose to be only 1 time

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Its 2013

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its still going on

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the obsession is growing every time

I LOVE FOOTBALL

90.minutes of sweating on my IKEA sofa, drinking beer or Coca Cola - (not sponsored statement) and on bad days (it means good and heated game) 2 packs Pringles (again not sponsored statement)... I have gained calories, lost hair, being angry, jumping on sofa like Tom Cruise but still I love it.. 

2013 Champions League is almost over... Now it semifinals to play and then the Grande Finale... 

 But who will win ???

In my life there are no losers and usually after 90.min behaving like a straight guy I get my trophy from the game... After match the t-shirts came off... Even it lasts few seconds, it worth it....

So here are the semi-finalists

 (A real football fan knows the teams and logos...)

* Borussia Dortmund

* Real Madrid

* Bayern Munich

* FC Barcelona

So its up to you decide, who team should win based by their "Talent" 

 

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and they all love BALL :)